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Thread: So I got dumped... but there is a plus side!

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    So I got dumped... but there is a plus side!

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    Tonight my girlfriend of 7 months and I broke up. Yeah I know that it's not that long, but I was pretty into this chick and pretty bummed it didn't work out. She was sadly just a little too not-grown-up and I need someone who's not so green I guess. However, there is a serious silver lining here.

    She came into the relationship kind of chubby, not defined, and massively into grains and sweets.

    She left the relationship slim, hot, and enjoying much healthier food.

    I never thought about it until now, but because I cooked all her meals and took us to restaurants with more primal friendly fare, throughout the entire relationship I was helping this chick lose weight. If I had to guess, she lost 20 - 30 pounds over the course of our relationship.

    I'm not too worried about the whole relationship thing... there are so many girls out there and I'm pretty awesome... life moves on I just found it absolutely awesome looking back and realizing how much healthier she got... just by association with me!

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    Sorry to hear about your breakup...but man, women usually GAIN weight once they've landed a guy! Way to be unique, man.

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    riv's single.

    watch out, ladies.


    HANDS OFF MY BACON :: my primal journal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unamused Mouse View Post
    Sorry to hear about your breakup...but man, women usually GAIN weight once they've landed a guy! Way to be unique, man.
    Haha, well what can I say... I go against the grain.

    it's a pun... get it?

    wakka wakka

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    Just wear that halloween costume when you go out and about--you won't stay single for long.

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    Wow, having stuck by your side through the whole sauerkraut saga, you'd think she's be in it for the long haul. Bummer.
    Liz.

    Zone diet on and off for several years....worked, but too much focus on exact meal composition
    Primal since July 2010...skinniest I've ever been and the least stressed about food

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    We both agreed to never speak of the saurkraut saga after it happened. That was a black time better left unremembered in this world.

    edit: jq, I think you are onto something. I think that halloween costume of mine would be great casual wear out and about... especially in this cold weather.

    edit2: dang, I can't find the picture either.

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    I think you could use your post as an ad on a dating site.

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    Man that sucks about the breakup, but it is kinda nice when you know you've made an impact on somebody by just being, huh? You've got a great outlook. You'll be attached again in no time. Personal joy is very attractive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivvin View Post
    there are so many girls out there and I'm pretty awesome... life moves on
    best post-breakup line EVER! Way to be confident, man

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