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    Sorry about this, but....

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    This isn't anything to do with Primal, but it just is too strange to ignore.

    The Latest Assault—or, Perhaps, Asweet—Weapon
    Posted by David Kramer on December 23, 2010 03:59 PM
    Candy canes have been banned from Battlefield [sic] High School because they might be turned into the lethal weapon you see to the right.


    (Failed to paste picture of a candy cane that had been sucked down to a point.)

    What next? Not allowing girls to wear their nails long in case they get into a catfight? (“I’ll scratch your eyes out, Bitch!”)

    I just realized something: Since Fatherland Security and the Terrorist Scam Authority have probably found out about this already, better FedEx* ahead your stash of candy canes to your Christmas visit destination this year—just to be on the “safe” side.
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    *The reason I suggest FedEx is because the United States Postal Service only allows firearms dealers to ship small weapons through the U.S. mail.

    UPDATE: A number of LRC readers have commented on the fact that the school hasn’t eliminated sharp pencils (or pens, for that matter). I guess the school administration never read G. Gordon Liddy’s autobiography Will. On page 455, Liddy describes how he wanted to kill John Dean by driving a pencil “through the underside of his jaw, through the soft-palate and deep into his brain.”


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    That makes no sense. If they wanted something sharp they have access to tons of pencils/pens/scissors. Schools nowadays have much bigger issues to deal with like budget, teachers, supplies, and what they serve at lunch time.

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    Wow. pretty ridiculous.

    OT again, but does that mean you can ship firearms through FedEx w/o shipping it dealer-to-dealer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by periquin View Post

    .... Fatherland Security and the Terrorist Scam Authority....
    LOL! Hadn't seen them referred to this way before. LOLROF! Perfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    Wow. pretty ridiculous.

    OT again, but does that mean you can ship firearms through FedEx w/o shipping it dealer-to-dealer?
    No.

    http://www.cgwgun.com/shipping/fedex.aspx

    Anything found on LRC needs to be verified by a reliable source.

    I call BS. Everybody relax.
    Last edited by Lojasmo; 12-24-2010 at 05:16 AM.

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    candycanecontroversy

    Here's a somewhat different version. When I read the original post, I just chalked it up to the fact that standardized testing and carbs are driving everyone insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shat View Post
    Here's a somewhat different version. When I read the original post, I just chalked it up to the fact that standardized testing and carbs are driving everyone insane.
    This. And unfortunately it doesn't surprise me at all.

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