Sorry about this, but....
This isn't anything to do with Primal, but it just is too strange to ignore.
The Latest Assault—or, Perhaps, Asweet—Weapon
Posted by David Kramer on December 23, 2010 03:59 PM
Candy canes have been banned from Battlefield [sic] High School because they might be turned into the lethal weapon you see to the right.
(Failed to paste picture of a candy cane that had been sucked down to a point.)
What next? Not allowing girls to wear their nails long in case they get into a catfight? (“I’ll scratch your eyes out, Bitch!”)
I just realized something: Since Fatherland Security and the Terrorist Scam Authority have probably found out about this already, better FedEx* ahead your stash of candy canes to your Christmas visit destination this year—just to be on the “safe” side.
*The reason I suggest FedEx is because the United States Postal Service only allows firearms dealers to ship small weapons through the U.S. mail.
UPDATE: A number of LRC readers have commented on the fact that the school hasn’t eliminated sharp pencils (or pens, for that matter). I guess the school administration never read G. Gordon Liddy’s autobiography Will. On page 455, Liddy describes how he wanted to kill John Dean by driving a pencil “through the underside of his jaw, through the soft-palate and deep into his brain.”
Found on LRC Blog www.lewrockwell.com
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