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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    All males have a jewel bag, but the testicular glands themselves "drop" during puberty, yo.
    Ah, that makes sense. I was thinking "Grown" as in 18...modern adult age. I need more coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
    Not sayin' it worked.

    Not sayin' it didn't.
    What kind of onions are we talking here? Yellow? Large yellow?

    Since we're desecrating Saoirse's journal anyway, I have a testicular story also. Well it's not exactly mine.

    My ex's family was quite open about sex and nudity, not that the kids embraced it at all. The parents would often kick the kids out to hang with their friends, so the parents could have loud sex. Sometimes they didn't kick them out. Sometimes they walked around nekkid. One day at the dinner table, middle son says, "Mom, one of my testicles is a good handful size, but the other one is pretty small!" I'm not sure I'm remembering the wording right, but it was clear he believed his heirloom tomato was the proper size. No one ever found out what became of the testicles (though I don't think anyone who has heard this story really wants to know).
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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    What kind of onions are we talking here?
    Sweet Vidalias...

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    Okay, that's what I was picturing.

    But not TOO hard. I don't want to think about them while I sleep. Unless I think about sweet vidalia breasts?
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    Hey, that was a pretty neat transition from tornado shelters to testicles.
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    Hold on, back up, stop the presses...
    A boys testicles descend into the scrotum in infancy!
    Like birth to 6months is the norm.

    I've wiped a lot of naked boy infant bottoms.
    Baby boys certainly have descended testicles and 'stuff' going on down there.

    And... if the testicles do not descend there is a PROBLEM that probably needs treatment.
    https://www.cornellurology.com/clini...ryptorchidism/
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    Hold on, I'm out of this conversation. I can't work with cori talking about scrotums.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Swingin' free since as far back as I can remember.

    Nobody here got kicked in the nuts on the playground in elementary school? (They were "nuts" then, they're "onions" now, LOL!)

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    Mmmm... sweet salty nuts.
    Who feels snacky!

    Great... now I want roasted almonds. =/
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    i go to trig, and you guys go from tornadoes to testicles? lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    Yay on feeling better about your belly It's good when our friends can reassure us- even if it's indirectly.

    As to the librarian . . . *wide-eyed stare* I'd like to look like that . . .
    thank you. i know my body issues are dumb, if only my right brain would listen to my left brain (or is it the other way around?)

    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.


    Hmm...I shall research this to ensure its authenticity.
    i have read that biblical swearing was done by placing your hand on the other guy's upper thigh. i know, not the same culture or necessarily time period, but it seems the change the interpretations of some verse (don't ask me which, i haven't picked up a bible in years).

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