lol. i bet your wife has no complaints!
cuisine is another temptation too. there's a fairly decent, very affordable indian restaurant in town. you can choose from two meat options, one bean/lentil option, and three vegetable options, plus samosas and such on the side. they make everything from scratch in-house, everything is gluten free except the flat bread, samosas, etc., and the only grains/beans are very obvious and easy to avoid (they serve your choices alongside a giant plate of rice or two pieces of flatbread). usually i eat a bit of the rice, and sometimes i get a meal with chickpeas in them, but really i don't think any of that is going to hurt me in the long run.