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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    those aren't lubricant stains (well, not car lubricant stains anyway...)
    I'm going to add that to the list of things I never want to read again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    That just means the ice packs are working. My fat is melting away.
    Dude, unless you go in for pain, ice is NOT your frind in that area. Shrinkage doesn't look good on any sexual organ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Dude, unless you go in for pain, ice is NOT your frind in that area. Shrinkage doesn't look good on any sexual organ.
    you sure know how to make a dude feel sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    bwahaha!

    it has to do with folding people.
    Not in a minivan. That should be plenty of space. In the 97 Mazda 626, on the other hand, that took some maneuvering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    you sure know how to make a dude feel sexy.
    I had a guy try and use the so-called fire and ice technique pleasuring me orally. He damn near lost his head. That area is NOT friends with ice. Or jalapenos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I had a guy try and use the so-called fire and ice technique pleasuring me orally. He damn near lost his head. That area is NOT friends with ice. Or jalapenos.
    Yeah....that dude is an idiot.

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    we tried "icy hot" once. stoooopid idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    we tried "icy hot" once. stoooopid idea!
    palm + face = this idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Yeah....that dude is an idiot.
    He learned quickly that me saying "Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh fer fuck's sake OW!" was NOT an invitation to insert himself.
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    Never been inclined to try icy hot or Bengay. That just doesn't seem pleasant. We have tried fucking on a heating pad. That worked wonders.
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