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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    we like to christen all our vehicles. funny we haven't christened the mini van yet, but the ford focus has been.
    We haven't christened either of the newer ones- no good double features at the drive in. We did christen Joan and the bordellomobile. By the way, to whoever bought Joan, no, those aren't lubricant stains (well, not car lubricant stains anyway...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    those aren't lubricant stains (well, not car lubricant stains anyway...)
    I'm going to add that to the list of things I never want to read again.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    That just means the ice packs are working. My fat is melting away.
    Dude, unless you go in for pain, ice is NOT your frind in that area. Shrinkage doesn't look good on any sexual organ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Dude, unless you go in for pain, ice is NOT your frind in that area. Shrinkage doesn't look good on any sexual organ.
    you sure know how to make a dude feel sexy.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    bwahaha!

    it has to do with folding people.
    Not in a minivan. That should be plenty of space. In the 97 Mazda 626, on the other hand, that took some maneuvering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    you sure know how to make a dude feel sexy.
    I had a guy try and use the so-called fire and ice technique pleasuring me orally. He damn near lost his head. That area is NOT friends with ice. Or jalapenos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I had a guy try and use the so-called fire and ice technique pleasuring me orally. He damn near lost his head. That area is NOT friends with ice. Or jalapenos.
    Yeah....that dude is an idiot.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    we tried "icy hot" once. stoooopid idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    we tried "icy hot" once. stoooopid idea!
    palm + face = this idea.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Yeah....that dude is an idiot.
    He learned quickly that me saying "Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh fer fuck's sake OW!" was NOT an invitation to insert himself.
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