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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    lol, your opinion doesn't count because you have A PENIS!! no. i like penises, so you're safe here.
    Well, I am rather attached to mine. Beyond that you can have them. Appreciate the welcome though.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Well, I am rather attached to mine.
    Bad pun. No bacon.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Bad pun. No bacon.
    There is no such thing as a bad pun.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    now you're making me look like some creepy penis collector, when i was just making a dirty joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    now you're making me look like some creepy penis collector, when i was just making a dirty joke!
    Oh, I am pretty sure you have shelves full of them. But I am also sure you keep them arranged in a non-creepy fashion. (better?)
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Likea collection of very tasteful, lively looking dildos (dildi?)
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Likea collection of very tasteful, lively looking dildos (dildi?)
    I'm not sure how you would make them look lively. Perhaps some kind of electric current...
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    roflmao.

    now i'm envisioning a shelf full of convulsing semi-floppy silicone dildoes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    I'm not sure how you would make them look lively. Perhaps some kind of electric current...
    Batteries and wire implants.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    roflmao.

    now i'm envisioning a shelf full of convulsing semi-floppy silicone dildoes!
    Then our work here is done.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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