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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Well, I am rather attached to mine.
    Bad pun. No bacon.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Bad pun. No bacon.
    There is no such thing as a bad pun.

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    now you're making me look like some creepy penis collector, when i was just making a dirty joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    now you're making me look like some creepy penis collector, when i was just making a dirty joke!
    Oh, I am pretty sure you have shelves full of them. But I am also sure you keep them arranged in a non-creepy fashion. (better?)

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    Likea collection of very tasteful, lively looking dildos (dildi?)
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Likea collection of very tasteful, lively looking dildos (dildi?)
    I'm not sure how you would make them look lively. Perhaps some kind of electric current...

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    roflmao.

    now i'm envisioning a shelf full of convulsing semi-floppy silicone dildoes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    I'm not sure how you would make them look lively. Perhaps some kind of electric current...
    Batteries and wire implants.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    roflmao.

    now i'm envisioning a shelf full of convulsing semi-floppy silicone dildoes!
    Then our work here is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Batteries and wire implants.
    Well, you are the engineer so I will bow to your superior technical knowledge. I'm sure penis construction, function, and design is a course in most Engineering schools.

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