my thoughts exactly. i think he and i have a serious difference in definitions. we'll talk more tonight and figure it out.
in other news, it was really really stupid of me to buy ice cream thinking "i'll surprise the kids." because then i ate most of it before they got any, and then they found that we had some. they don't yet know that it's almost gone, so i need to run out tomorrow and buy more so i can actually share with them. otherwise, i'm the world's most disappointing mom.