I'm writing to inform you that i will someday have a housekeeper. i know i once proclaimed such a thing as a silly extravagance, and that i actually enjoyed scrubbing floors and vacuuming. however, i've since given up the enjoyment of such tasks in exchange for thrilling hobbies such as scraping poop off of cloth diapers and and playing the game "how can i dress up ground beef?" i know, pure joy. i can wait a few years, i'll be patient. but i thought you should know.
your agnostic daughter