
Originally Posted by
skink531
It must have been more than just a full moon, more like a sign of the coming apocalypse. Everyone wanted a treat last night, so of course dad can't say no. ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE. I ate an entire pint of Haagen Daz caramel cone ice cream. OH GOD, THE HORROR!!! Then, just to make sure the coffin was nailed tight, I had 4 of those cookies with the M&M's in them. This was definitely a sign that the anti-christ was coming, and I'm pretty sure he was growing in my bowels last night. I think a week of a more ketogenic eating plan is in order. No more honey in the coffee for a little bit[wipes tear from eye].
You should definitely spend at least an hour self-flagellating with a celery stick while chanting, "Ice cream is the debil's food" over and over. That is sad about the honey though. *man tear*
"Corn syrup is everywhere; check your pockets."
"Stop this brownie talk, you devils!" - Sabine