I think it is amazing how in such a short time this conversation went from wanting super powers to some girl on girl action with Natalie Portman and Patrick getting it on with Jet Li. That's why I love you guys, it's never boring.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
Ultimately, if I had to bang a chick for survival it better be Kate Winslet or Drew Barrymore because are the only ones that really do it for me.
I will say Natalie Portman looks better pregnant.
I've always had the same theory about men when it comes to sex. If I think I could break you, I wouldn't even attempt a relationship with you. Men that are smaller than me just are't that physically attractive to me. I guess that's why I like linebackers.