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    I ate my first whole cock and it came from walmart.

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    I've been hiding something from a lot of people. There is something about me I have been wanting to tell about it for so long but I know the social stigmas will make my life a living hell.

    Basically, every time I go to walmart I see this delicious hunk of meat that makes my mouth water and it just makes this... animal... awaken inside me. I don't know what to do about either because my girlfriend would be ashamed to know what was going through my head.

    Today, my girlfriend has gone out of town and I had to stop at the store and of course there my meat-dream is basking in all its glory. I decided to make the move today and told myself I was going to get that cock and nothing was going to stop me.

    I bought the rotisserie chicken and ate the entire thing in one sitting. I licked the bones clean. This was quite possibly the most delicious thing I've ever done and I felt like a caveman the entire time. I literally ate the entire thing with nothing but my teeth and hands.

    The best part is I estimate these whole roast chickens are only about 1k cals which is what I shoot to keep all three of my daily meals at so it was literally the perfect size. I can't believe I have been paleo/primal for so many years and have never once tried to eat a whole walmart chicken until today.

    My favorite part? Less than 5 bucks. I just found my new favorite dinner.

    Pros:
    High protein, High Fat, Low Carb

    Cons:
    Must hide caveman eating style while in presence of others

    This thread literally has no purpose but to make a joke about weiners and extol the glories of the walmart cock.

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    wow, R U that scared of your girl friend that you had to wait till she was out of town to do this?)) LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by transylvanian.girl View Post
    wow, R U that scared of your girl friend that you had to wait till she was out of town to do this?)) LOL
    She hits me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivvin View Post
    She hits me
    You told me that you ran into a door

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    Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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    LoL. You really should do something for your selfesteem or change your friends, Rivvin. Eating a rotisserie chicken is supposed to be messy, no need to hide it in my opinion. Or do you just don't want to share with your girl?

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    Rivvin, dear, stop teasing us gays!
    Apathy is tyranny's greatest ally.

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    Rivvin, you're funny. :D Nice to know you're openminded enough to enjoy a good meaty cock.

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    Rivvin.
    You know I just had to click on this.
    Tease.

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    I'm glad you managed the whole cock. Tonight, I left my cock in the oven for a couple of hours, and just had a nibble.

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