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    Rivvin's Big Black Man-Balls

    Yep, you read that right. These are black balls of manliness right here.

    I live alone and thus when I want a dessert I don't want to make a batch of 10 cookies because I just want them with dinner. I'm a simple man. This recipe is for simple men. It's simple ingredients that every primal man should have in their kitchen.

    Ahem.

    So I decided today that I would come up with a VERY simple recipe that takes less than 5 minutes to put together and would yield only a single serving portion for the average dude.



    Rivvin's Big Black Man-Balls
    • 2 tablespoons coconut flour
    • 2 tablespoons coconut oil
    • 2 eggs
    • 2 tablespoons cocoa powder
    • sweetener (I used Stevia)


    Mix this stuff together until you get a thick black paste. I prefer to use my hands and really get these shaped into balls because I think they won't be truly manly until you get balls-deep into these things with your digits.

    Once they are shaped into... BALLS.... put them on a parchment sheet and bake at 350 for about 12 minutes.

    COOL AND EAT WITH A STEAK AND PEPPERS.

    I drizzled mine with coconut cream but I didn't take a picture of it.

    edit: oh yeah the entire serving is like 450 calories and like 10 carbs which is pretty much a snack for me. Awesome.
    Last edited by Rivvin; 09-28-2010 at 06:28 PM.

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    Holy cow they kind of look like poop.

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    I just might whip up a batch of those for breakfast tomorrow morning, after my fried eggs.

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    Looks awesome, I'm definitely gonna try it!

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    Stevia?! Might as well eat 'em out of a 6-inch pump, you big girl. Real men don't need sweetener.

    (Looks all right. Similar to Son of Grok's dino droppings but with flour instead of almond butter. Might give them a try)

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    those balls look like ice cream, high 5

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    They kinda look like brownies. And they're making me hungry. But it's time for bed.. maybe I'll dream about your big black balls.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rivvin View Post
    until you get balls-deep into these things
    That made me lol.
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    dude.

    nice balls.


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    so i was reading the top of the post .. co-worker came in ... saw "Big Black man-Balls" on screen .. turned around an left very very quietly ....

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    You are a very funny man Rivvin.

    and your big black man balls look delicious. really.

    ...gonna go make meself some man balls...

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