Me: A twin bed in a room all by myself
Grok: A soft bed of pine needles close to his loved ones and comrades for a peaceful, secure night's sleep
Me: No lice
Grok: A companion to groom him.
Me: Jeans that I can't wait to get out of
Grok: A loincloth
Me: Internet (which is kind of like being with other people without any of the actual benefits)
Grok: Outdoor play with active friends and family
Me: A car to let me get to far away places quickly
Grok: A lifestyle that gave him everything he needed right where he was
Yeah, this has been a real blast.