1. Exchange butter and soy sauce for a few tomatoes, a sliced zucchini, some tomato sauce, and salt, pepper, and garlic.
2. Throw brown sugar into nearest trash receptacle.
3. Try to narrow down your screen name choice. There are dozens of Muppets, and I have a hard time tailoring a response to you when I don't know if you are a Miss Piggy, The Swedish Chef, or Rizzo the Rat.