Ohhhhh, can I commiserate - Nurse! Organic, Fair Trade, Dark Chocolate IV STAT!!
Originally Posted by Owly
I told the hubster a couple of years ago that there will come a time when his wife and four daughters will be cycling at the same time... so he should follow my instructions exactly to avoid explosive anarchy. Here they are:
1. Shut up. Not a word. Nada, nothing, zip. You are a guy, and clueless about this subject. I wouldn't presume to know about boners or wet dreams, you can't know about this.
2. Get in car. Drive to nice upscale grocery store.
3. Purchase five large containers of either sorbet or ice cream, depending on the female involved. (Two have dairy allergies)
4. Return home, mentioning absolutely nothing of the cost of the super-premium ice cream you just bought. Remember, you are paying to avoid catastrophe, and an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure. If you forget, see Number 1.
5. Hand deliver ice cream, along with a spoon.
6. Go and hide in the office until the females come and get you. When they do this, you are now safe to speak again.
7. Repeat monthly.
I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC