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    Primal Pick-Up Lines

    Primal Fuel
    *snirk*

    Yeah, I don't know why this topic came to my head while making breakfast this morning. But I thought it'd be funny to see what the creative minds here at MDA could think up when it comes to pick-up lines with a PB twist.
    Are you a college student, trying to navigate college while being Primal? Do you know any other PB college students on a tight budget? Heck, for that matter, are YOU trying to live Primal on a budget? Enroll at Primal University!

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    How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
    You can pull my pork anytime you want.
    Want to taste my special homemade mayo?
    Wanna make like Grok at my place?
    Grok may have invented fire, but you started the one in my heart.
    *club over head, drag back to car*
    I'm stuck in a bad pick up line loop, this is bad....
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
    You can pull my pork anytime you want.
    Want to taste my special homemade mayo?
    Wanna make like Grok at my place?
    Grok may have invented fire, but you started the one in my heart.
    *club over head, drag back to car*
    I'm stuck in a bad pick up line loop, this is bad....
    *spitdrink* ROFLMAO
    Calm the f**k down.

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    You know what they say about cavemen with big clubs....

    Wanna come back to my place and give in to our hormonal instincts.....













    ....and eat some bacon?

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    I'll toss your salad if you'll beat my meat....
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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    Actually come to think of it....a guy could just say

    "Wanna come over and eat some bacon with me?"

    and Id be like

    "You had me at bacon..."

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    My cave or yours?

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    "I follow the primal lifestyle which means I eat healthy fats and proteins, lots of veggies and a good helping of fruit. I don't consume any grains or anything that required processing to be edible. I stay away from sugars and oils unless its from a healthy nut, avocados, or the ever amazing olive. I run, lift, play and sleep like our primal ancestors did in their own time. I eat lots of bacon. Let's get it on."

    It's worth noting this has never worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivvin View Post
    "I follow the primal lifestyle which means I eat healthy fats and proteins, lots of veggies and a good helping of fruit. I don't consume any grains or anything that required processing to be edible. I stay away from sugars and oils unless its from a healthy nut, avocados, or the ever amazing olive. I run, lift, play and sleep like our primal ancestors did in their own time. I eat lots of bacon. Let's get it on."

    It's worth noting this has never worked for me.
    for what its worth, i think it would work for most ladies on here.

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    Is that a nitrate-free, grass-fed, all natural sausage in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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