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    movin' prepping to lead 400+ paintballs (That's just the number of people on my army) in utter paintball warfare! Slept in the jeep last night and now up and about about to start my day!

    Despite being in an environment where I can get attacked my absolute crap food as it is all around me, I am armed and ready to combat it with my Primal food. Being highly superior to the junk, my Primal food is going to kick that junk food's sugar suckin' ass! Hhahaha People noticed the change in my weight, energy and such and have started asking questions such as "How?" Yep...... that is how Grok's are born. THEY WILL BE ASSIMILATED! Hhahaha

    So, as I just got up a few minutes ago, it is time to get my grub on..... Primal Style, but first to pound some water.

    Hopefully you Groks and Grokettes got a chance to check out the two new songs lyrics I posted LOLOL As I mentioned last night.... I was inspired LOL.

    Well, I will see about posting up some videos from the paintball warfront later today or this evening....... Until then.... have an OUTSTANDING day!



    COUNTDOWN TO LOIN CLOTH: 349 Days!

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    dude, there are tears in my eyes from loling over and over at your lyrics. you are genius.

    go kill em at paintball!


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    hahahahaha Glad you like! Thanks! LOL

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    OKAY... Here it is... I had to do one and this is the first song that came to my mind. I absolutely am so stoked you joined PB and MDA and are now inspiring me to be a better Grokette.

    PRIMAL LIVIN’
    inspired by The Script: Breakeven
    New Lyrics by: Mandabear2010


    I’m more alive than I’ve ever been
    A friend told me about a guy named Sisson.
    As I eat this steak you give me a feelin
    Don’t be dissin’ the primal livin.

    Now the time’s come to make a change
    No more CW you’re the one to blame.
    You know you want this steak you see me eatin’
    But don’t be dissin’ this primal livin’… livin’

    Coz now you have the chance too
    To do the awesome things that I can do
    And, Now you can wear Vibrams shoes
    And eat so much bacon people think you’re rude.

    Become a Grok Star! Yah
    Become a Grok Star!

    They say grains are the food foundation
    But I’m wondrin’ who they are evadin’
    While we’re gettin’ lean on meat and sleepin’
    They’re off dissin’ our primal livin’… Livin’

    OooOHohhh

    Coz now you have the chance too
    To do the awesome things that I can do
    And, Now you can wear Vibrams shoes
    And eat so much bacon people think you’re rude.

    Become a Grok Star! Yah
    Become a Grok Star!

    Become a Grok Star! Yeah (eat some steak and get that feelin’)
    Become a Grok Star! (no more dissin on that primal livin!)

    Oh you got the PB Book and the Starter Kit
    Joined the forums and went through the carb Sh*t
    Now it’s time to spread the word to whoever remains!
    Because you’re losin the weight and there’s no one else to blame…

    I’m more alive than I’ve ever been
    A friend told me about a guy named Sisson.
    As I eat this steak you give me a feelin
    Don’t be dissin’ the primal… the primal… the primal LIVIN OHHHH

    Coz now you have the chance too
    To do the awesome things that I can do
    And, Now you can wear Vibrams shoes
    And eat so much bacon people think you’re rude.

    Become a Grok Star! Yah
    Become a Grok Star!

    Become a Grok Star! Yeah (eat some steak and get that feelin’)
    Become a Grok Star! (no more dissin on that primal livin!)

    Don’t dis this livin’ no…
    Don’t dis this livin’ No…
    We’re just livin Ohhh


    Thanks! TAWFUNGUY You are awesome. Keep on grokin on...
    Manda
    Live Like No One Else

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    AWESOME Manda!!!! You Grok!!!!

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    Hey there gang......... I am a pooped! Been out here all day being the Commanding General of 400+ people at a paintball event. We are DESTROYING the other army!!!!!! So much so, the General of the army QUIT! LOL We are trying to convince him to come back! All in all having a kick ass day despite 104 degree weather, 85% humidity and a whining enemy commander.

    Food wise I am kicking ass and staying on track without hesitation and I have enough adrenaline to kill 5 rhinos and my players are responding to it.

    But here is the awesome news..... my biggest PRIMAL victory was ROCKSTAR.... the energy drink company is out here and they offered me and the company I own a sponsorship! But THAT is not the cool part..... the cool part is, I respectfully TURNED THEM DOWN!!!! When asked why, I told them although I very much appreciate their offer, I had to decline because energy drinks are damn near solid sugar and not the best for people's health. Needless to say, they took offense which is unfortunate. As I walked away, I smiled and began to sing I wanna Be a GROKSTAR to myself! hahahaha

    I am looking forward to weighing myself when I get back home Monday night...... I would not be surprised if I lose 3-5 lbs while out here.

    So no, getting ready for the night battle that will go to midnight...... then we gear down until tomorrow morning and the whole thing starts again!

    Grok on everyone! Have missed chatting with you all today!

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    You ARE a Grokstar. Love the energy, stamina, and pride.
    Melissa Fritcher - 330/252/150
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    Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.

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    Thanks so much! It is almost 11pm and we are in the middle of our night battle. We have found one of the four POW's and we have continued securing the lead. I have such a kick ass army! I think I need to celebrate....... zucchini anyone? Oh! I think I would prefer a tomato, Mrs dash and some celery..... oh yeah. I have 400+ slugging it out in all out paintball for me!!!!

    Hahahaha I blew them away when we were resetting after dinner and I ran just under 3/4 mile WITHOUT stopping and was wearing a military ruck sack full of my command gear........ I am sooooooo AMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You know what? I have decided tonight while I am sitting here on the paintball battlefield...... I am going to WILL at least 3 lbs of body fat to dismiss itself from me. It doesn't need to stay..... it has no need to stay and I am now COMMANDING it to leave..... yeah, that's it!!!! BEGONE FOUL FAT!!!!! BEGONE you intemperate parasite of discontent and misery! POOF!!!!! Hahahahaha Now, when I get back to my home on Monday night..... I will then scare the crap outta my scale and it will FEAR me when I step on it.... not because I am flabulous.... but rather because it does not want to face my wrath if it shows me the WRONG numbers!!! LOL

    Um, ok.... it is almost 1130pm..... I am amped as all can be and all without energy drinks, sugar, caffeine, etc...... hehehe Grok on!

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    Hey and take good care, TFG!

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