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    Good to see you back. Thanks for posting your wings recipe. I'm so going to make some, maybe even tomorrow. Would be nice to have some and make the folks at the new job jealous.
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    I don't feel like posting a full log for the last couple days. Monday was good, yesterday I didn't eat much for lunch and had a good supper of chicken wings and some veggies with just a little bit of ranch. Had a couple of drinks, one before and one after supper, chillin' in the living room.

    Today I had a great lunch. 6 pieces of thick bacon and a glass of unsweetened almond milk. I wasn't that hungry and it really hit the spot. I didn't bother blotting the fat off with paper towel, just scooped it into a plate and dug in. I had about a dime sized dab of HP sauce on the plate with it.

    I also bought a couple of things yesterday - some creatine and a tub of protein powder. I won't use the protein every day, but if I ever get stuck without anything decent to eat it'll be nice to at least get some protein into my body instead of going too hungry or eating crap.

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    knock knock...anyone home?

    Just checking in to see how the never-ending battle goes. I tend to check in on others when I'm on a roll myself...if I'm sucking...I stick my head in the sand.

    Like I said via text this morning...as long as you are following your goal line...the ups and downs don't matter. KCCO

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    The smell of burning flesh hits my nostrils and jars me awake. I sit up and look around. I slowly realize that I had amnesia from an accident and I am 2 years into a zombie apocalypse. ďOh greatĒ, I say angrily.

    I have spent the last 2 years living in a compound that had several whiskey, snack food, and processed food trucks in it, so it looks like Iíve been eating a ton. Iím a lot fatter than I remember. But now zombies have broken into the compound and lots of us are dead and all the food ran out. Now we are on the run and have to survive the next 30 days until reinforcements arrive. WILL I MAKE IT??

    (at this point I would like to mention that if anyone is impressed with my imagination and obvious writing skills, I will supes freelance short stories for a nominal fee)

    OK. Now that my extremely detailed and researched backstory is in place (jesus I lose my mind when Iím bored), let me lay out my ridiculous plan:

    WalkingDead30

    Ravaged world. No more processed foods. 18 month old MDA threads coming back from the dead. No sugar or pop to be found. The bakers are all zombies too, so there is no bread or cereal. Damn hard to find milk or cheese. Looks like Iíll have to live on meat from animals I (pretend to) kill and maybe eggs, uh, from the tame chickens that are just wandering around everywhere. There are also lots of nice pigs walking around all over the place too, so it looks like bacon will be plentiful!! Lucky me.

    Ah shit, the bad guys have pretty much gone through all the alcohol around here, so thatís out. Somehow there are sweet gardens everywhere though, Iím guessing the owners are recently zombie-fied, so they will keep me in fresh vegetables for 30 days easily.

    So it looks like I will have to survive 30 days with only:

    • meat and eggs
    • vegetables
    • fruit
    • nuts & seeds if I can scrounge them up
    • water

    Iíll have to forage for supplies. Probably go out every morning when I wake up, and every night before bed, should take a half hour each time. Weekends I will probably go on longer supply runs.

    Iíll have to keep fit in case I have to fight a zombie, so Iíll do some kind of short exercise session daily. Pushups & pullups, plus squats & presses with this old kettlebell I found should do the trick. From the looks of this flabby gut here it wonít take much to get started. I donít remember how I got the gut, but I would guess probably from a daily routine of drinking too much, getting lazy, and then making bad food choices. Zero junk food, booze, pop, sugar, and grains for 30 days. Yikes.

    Oh wait. Hey, I just found one last truck here with some processed food and alcohol in it. Looks like about 4 daysí worth. What a coincidence. That gives me a little time to prepare myself for the shit hitting the fan on Monday, September 1.

    Bring it on, zombie motherf***ers!!

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    Dude, put the whisky down...and back away slowly from the keyboard.

    you've hit your head one too many times Bane.

    I'll help you fight off any zombies, since you'll be sluggish for a bit.

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    Lmao that's great!
    Welcome back
    If you're interested in my (very) occasional updates on how I'm working out and what I'm eating click here.

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    Dude! Solid plan for zombie apocalypse. Looking forward to seeing progress pics (like the ones from a few years ago...). Bring on the hotness!

    Otherwise, nice to see ya back. You can do this.

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