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    wowwww

    Primal Fuel
    http://www.fitsugar.com/Saturated-Fa...s-Food-9436376

    Thats the crap I used to listen to...

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    But... But... http://www.yumsugar.com/Homemade-Cho...-Bacon-1813878 A RECIPE FOR CHOCOLATE-COVERED BACON!!!! She has a soul!!! :-)

    This one looks good, too...
    http://www.yumsugar.com/Go-Bananas-F...-Bites-3030682
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    hahaha I pointed her in the right direction....

    ugh i just read the comments...one reader recommends marinating tofu as a substitute for bacon...or veggie bacon??!!?! Oh the Travesty!!! Poor husband...those are the type things that lead to divorce...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena View Post
    ...those are the type things that lead to divorce...
    HA! It would definitely be a deal-breaker for me.

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    FTA:

    The reason they're so unhealthy is because they're hard to digest and full of cholesterol, which clogs your arteries. Clogged arteries increase your risk for high cholesterol, which puts you at risk for heart problems. .
    ...lolwut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena View Post
    hahaha I pointed her in the right direction....

    ugh i just read the comments...one reader recommends marinating tofu as a substitute for bacon...or veggie bacon??!!?! Oh the Travesty!!! Poor husband...those are the type things that lead to divorce...
    If you are going to recommend bacon alternatives for a meat loving man, at least make it turkey bacon!

    50 years from now that lady will be sitting in her chair watching game show re-runs surrounded by her 10 - 20 cats that she keeps for companionship. She will be alone in that house with those cats because her husband will have left her and she was never able to find love again. She cries herself to sleep every night, but before she does she always looks at the envelope the last love of her life left on the dresser as he walked out the door.

    She was never able to bring herself to open it because she knows it will do nothing but break her already fragile heart even more so than it already is.

    Soon, she is hospitalized and is very sick from years of eating a low-fat, vegetarian CW diet full of alternative and substitutive foods. The doctors tell her that she has maybe 6 months to live before her body wastes away and she slips into death's embrace.

    The day before she dies she decides to open that envelope on her dresser and sees the following words from the only man who ever made her feel special:

    "FUCK YOU AND YOUR VEGETABLE BACON."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivvin View Post

    "FUCK YOU AND YOUR VEGETABLE BACON."
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Omg...you made my day right there

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    Let's not forget all the huge veterinary costs for those cats she refuses to give meat-based foods. After all, it could cause cholesterol to clog their arteries to cause high cholesterol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivvin View Post
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    "FUCK YOU AND YOUR VEGETABLE BACON."
    That's some funny shit!

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    Let's not forget all the huge veterinary costs for those cats she refuses to give meat-based foods. After all, it could cause cholesterol to clog their arteries to cause high cholesterol!
    Oh, they resorted to cannibalism generations ago.

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