Courting And Condoms page

[Grokenheimer]

Hey Mark, long-time lurker, first-time poster. So there's this girl I really like at work and I'm wondering if you have any suggestions on how to ask her out. Should I just club her over the head and drag her back to my Grok-cave by the hair? Just kidding!

Okay, so seriously, condoms have been on my mind lately. What's the most Primal way if I can convince her to have sex with me? Obviously latex and polyurethane are plastic and therefore, far from Primal. What about lamb skin? Aren't they coated in some pretty unnatural, non-Primal lubricants? Are there any good natural options here? I'm guessing Grok would've just done the "pull and pray" method, but I'm not too keen on having any little Groksters running around, so I'm hoping you have some insight into what the best way is.

[DaughterOfGrok]

How about keeping it in your pants until you *are* ready to have any little Groksters running around?

No method of contraception is fool-proof. The more effective ones are either surgical (vasectomy), trusting your partner to use hormonal contraception, or using communication with Natural Family Planning.

[Bane]

Some people are taking the "live primally" thing a bit too far.

[Bushrat]

Contraception of any kind is not what Grok would have done, so there really is no primal way of contraception. I really don't like condoms either, but there is not really anyway around them.

Except for boiling your boils apparently....

[Piscator]

Some Groks woulda left.

Not condoning that practice...

[kuno1chi]

I would like to caution the OP about the use of lambskin condoms. They will help prevent little Groksters, but they are not effective at preventing the transmission of HIV and Herpes. Just sayin.

Grok wouldn't have known about these things, but we do ;-)

[Chaohinon]

Roman soldiers made condoms out of the muscle tissue of their fallen victims. Just sayin'.

[Lojasmo]

Real, commercial latex condoms with spermicidal lubricant, unless you are willing to father a child, and/or contract a disease.

[tfarny]

If you want to go down this route, what the frick are you doing on the internet?

[Unamused Mouse]

if you want to go down this route, what the frick are you doing on the internet?

win!