is she for real?
that's called getting drunkbut I felt super upbeat, and Ė weird Ė my sense of humor was enhanced. I think this must have been the ketones kicking in.
stage 3 drunkenness?I then started feeling some gastric distress. Different from the heartburn/pressure/dyspepsia feeling Iíve been having, though, so I think thatís a positive sign. I ended up vomiting copious amounts. I suspect the fructose in the lime juice gave the bacteria in my small intestine too much fuel, and thatís what caused the nausea. I will definitely leave the lime out next time; even though itís a sour fruit, there must have been enough carbs and fructose to feed the bugs. Iím sure I wouldnít have puked if it wasnít for the lime. Lesson learned.
yeah i do too after being sickAfter the vomiting, I experienced a profound calmness. I was so relaxed I actually fell over a couple of times! Then I fell asleep right on the bathroom floor, and slept soundly and deeply without even the comfort of a bed. Usually I need a certain kind of pillow to sleep well, but last night my head was just wedged behind the toilet, and I felt too comfortable to even move.
hangoverUntil this morning, anyway. I feel simply awful this morning, which can only mean that there there has been a massive die-off of the unwelcome bacteria in my small bowel. I was hoping to starve them out, but I had no idea it could happen so quickly!
what in the world?
eta i followed links. it appears to be a joke, thank god.