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    Animal names that sound insulting.

    Now that I have a baby in the house I need to use even cleaner language than when I was a kid. My wife won't even let me say "crap". So I've been using animal names instead. So far I've got:

    Sarcastic Fringehead
    Spiny lumpsucker
    Buck
    Carp
    Giant betta
    Dugong


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    Yellow-bellied sapsucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    Now that I have a baby in the house I need to use even cleaner language than when I was a kid. My wife won't even let me say "crap". So I've been using animal names instead. So far I've got:

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    Spiny lumpsucker
    Buck
    Carp
    Giant betta
    Dugong
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    Fantasy animal names would probably work pretty well.
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    Don't forget tufted titmouse and gamecock.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksmith View Post
    Don't forget tufted titmouse and gamecock.


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    Now wait a minute the Tufted Titmouse is one of my favorite birds! He's such a dapper fellow. If you called someone that in my house it would be taken as a compliment!
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    Well now I've done it. I've insulted a lover of titmice or titmouses or titmeese perhaps?


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