This isn't actually the Paleolithic period. We just eat inspired from that period.
Don't club anyone who didn't consent to role-playing paleo sex. This is not legal advice.
I do like a man who can go a bit primal on me but seriously… clubbing… maybe the other way around...
My story, My thought....
It's all about trying to stay healthy!!!!
Calories? Aren't that those little creatures that live in my closet and shrink my clothes at night?AN EARTH WARRIOR!!!!
Stumbled into Primal due to food allergies, and subsequent elimination of non-primal foods.
Start Gluten-Free/Soy-Free: December 2012; start weight 158lbs, Ladies size 6
Start Primal: March 2013, start weight 150lbs, Ladies size 6
Current: 132lbs, Ladies size 2
26lbs lost since cutting the crap.
Um, where's the evidence that this WAS a paleo pickup strategy? Primate species that perform forcible mating have an estrus period that is physically obvious to the male. Not only is a human females' fertility period irregular there are no biological flags that signal it. Therefore, males had a higher chance of reproductive success if they could convince the female to sleep with them, and only them, over an extended period. The fastest way to do that would be to be nice, act as a protector, and bring her meat on a regular basis. That's the Paleo dating strategy. I know a foot rub and a steak always works on me.
Definitely overthinking this, but I have to find some way to justify my evolutionary biology degree.
Goal #1: Feel AWESOME
Goal #2: Look Good Nekkid
Goal #3: Rub Success in Stupid Doctor's Stupid Face
Goal #4: Total World Domination...or Total Bacon Domination, whichever is easier
My Primal Journal: Shut Up You're Not My Real Doctor!
GW(7/23/14):220 lb (fingers crossed)