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    Wiping your ass

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    Hey Mark.... I bet Grok didn't wipe his ass.... why should I?

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    This is what happens when alcohol and stupidity mix. That or just lots and lots of stupidity.
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    LOL.

    I'm betting Grok did wipe his bum. Reason being- and anyone who has ever not done a good job knows this- a dirty bum is an itchy bum.
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    Toooo much whiskey.....
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    experiment time!

    get drunk, don't wipe

    when sober, notice the smell hanging around your assal region
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
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    While apparently this thread was started while under the influence. the OP is likely right. Grok likely squatted and washed his backside like is still done in a lot of countries. And I have worked in some of those countries and been left with no choice but to attempt to do the same.

    Apparently squatting, doing your business and cleaning yourself up, requires something called "coordination" which is not (apparently) in my genetics. To say my attempts to do this was comical would be an understatement and best if nothing else is said about those attempts.

    I'm fully into the primal living thing. I seldom use a lot of the modern conveniences that normally used such as AC, heaters, etc. I'm barefoot most of the time and my SO says that I'm pretty much an unwashed heathen (but she said that before I started doing the primal thing).

    But I'll keep my sit-down toilet.....besides, you ever tried to read, crap and squat at the same time? I'd never get any new reading done.
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    I guess walking around smelling of a dung heap would be one way to keep predators at bay.....

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    it tells predators 'if i sht on myself you don't want to know what i'll do to you'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    it tells predators 'if i sht on myself you don't want to know what i'll do to you'
    Or, it says "Don't eat me, I taste like sht"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    I guess walking around smelling of a dung heap would be one way to keep predators at bay.....
    Or make you easier to track
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