Ha, ha, ha, no one said my mother's was easy, and if I didn't know better, I'd say she was
still going through it at 71. Bwahahahahaha!
Naw, not really, but man that woman feels so entitled about EVERYTHING. And it's just not
Old Person Entitlement. She's allllllways been like that. All 98lbs of her.
Enjoy Red Death? ENJOY IT?!?!?!? At least I could use it as a "PHEW! NOT PREGNANT! THANK GOD!"
when I gave 26 shits about going to the boneyard, but now I don't and it's a complete and utter
disgusting nuisance that needs to stop STAT.
That's it. I'm taking my uterus out THIS INSTANT.
Hope I can find my "nook and cranny" slim vacuum cleaner attachment.....
If you don't hear from me in 3hrs, I've just plain bled to death.... alone.