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    300... muscles and BEARDS and violence... BOOM!
    Sexy. And good times.

    Not spanks sexy... but still. Much fun!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    true story time

    i never noticed beards til my bay and his manly beard. now i'm all 'mmmm.... beeeeeeerds....'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    thread just got weird
    Nah I was just drunk and making a nuisance of myself, sorry. I won't post on the forum again. Good luck to everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Dude, I'm the straightest guy on earth and I think 300 is awesome. Chopping people in half is badass.
    Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!

    Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade
    Pure badassery.

    Other movies in my collection that could potentially be confused for homoerotica but are actually super badass:

    Road House
    Troy
    Fight Club

    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker62 View Post
    Nah I was just drunk and making a nuisance of myself, sorry. I won't post on the forum again. Good luck to everyone.
    Come now, don't be a pussy. Wait, are you a lady or a gay dude?

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    I love the airbrush abs.

    This product needs to be marketed.

    http://maggiesfeast.wordpress.com/
    Check out my blog. Hope to share lots of great recipes and ideas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by magnolia1973 View Post
    I love the airbrush abs.

    This product needs to be marketed.
    I've always kinda wondered if getting a subtle tattoo job of ab shading would work or not...

    Sent via A-10 Warthog

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Her dude could like never perform.
    And ick.
    You know, I saw an extra "L" in there where it didn't exist.

    Quote Originally Posted by Misabi View Post
    I'd rather watch actual porn for that than a cgi epic with guys who have painted on six packs ;-)
    That gay porn is good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    Beards! And Samson hair.
    Female, 5'3", 50, Max squat: 202.5lbs. Max deadlift: 225 x 3.

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    I've always kinda wondered if getting a subtle tattoo job of ab shading would work or not...
    I'm pretty sure you don't need that type of help.

    http://maggiesfeast.wordpress.com/
    Check out my blog. Hope to share lots of great recipes and ideas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Dude, I'm the straightest guy on earth and I think 300 is awesome. Chopping people in half is badass.

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    no I'M the straightest guy on earth (wanna fight?) and I think 300 is pretty awesome too. it's not the most intellectually stimulating film ever made, but it does satisfy the chopping people in half and splattering blood on the camera need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by not on the rug View Post
    no I'M the straightest guy on earth (wanna fight?) and I think 300 is pretty awesome too.
    That's it; I have HAD it with your insubordination. This calls for a Straightest Guy on Earth contest. I nominate Magnolia as head judge, and she can select a harem...er...panel...of assistant judges of her choosing.

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