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Thread: Look out america........................

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    okay so splashed across the newz is the couple who fell off a cruise ship. They were discovered missing once the ship docked in Australia.............. scarey !!!!!!!! Gwamma is NOT planning on any high diving adventures whilst in Alaska !!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    when i was away tuna fishing the boat skipper wouldnt let me go out the back to the toilet at night without telling him. the fishing boat only did 9 knots but screw trying to swim at that speed. you dont really think about stuff like that till it could be a possibility but basically unless someone saw you fall off the cruise boat AND if you were lucky enough to miss the prop, no one would notice you were gone till it was time for you get off the ship.

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    thats what scares me Seas - I think the cameras caught them both falling at seperate times ???????
    really odd................
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    was it an actual couple or just a couple of random people who didnt know each other? you would think the second one would have noticed the first one had gone missing if they knew each other. unless they were totally plastered and by some freak managed to both accidentally fall overboard on their way to their cabin. someone has to be watching the camera too and if you have seen one of those cruise boats, i doubt they'd stop very quickly and it would get messy as i cant see anyone falling decoratively off the side and missing everything, not getting sucked under and then being quite fine till they were rescued. not to mention if you were out in high seas, in the dark, howling gale. ugh!!! and i would still go away tuna fishing but not ever in a cruise boat ever. no way no how LOL

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    me thinks alcohol may be involved somehow.... the ships rails are waist high. Not something that would be easily fallen over, though acohol induced uncoordination would be a big help in that regard.....

    Gwamma, Put down the glass and step away from the bar! (just looking out for your safety!)

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    I think it was a married couple - young......................
    and Doc - I have only had 1.5 bottles tonight - thank you !!!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    I think it was a married couple - young......................
    and Doc - I have only had 1.5 bottles tonight - thank you !!!!!!!
    lol... I was refering to your seafaring sojourn.....

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    yes I know and my predictions would be 1.5 bottles of red per night............ why break the habit of a lifetime !!!!!!!
    ........okay goodnight all - Gwamma needs some beauty (LMFAO) sleep.....................
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    okay the list..........

    smalls = packed
    mascara = packed
    blanket = packed
    vibrams = packed
    toilet seat = packed
    greenbacks = packed
    umbrella = packed
    coat hangers = not packed, (WTFWITCHOMTTA??????)
    kitchen sink = NOT YET PACKED
    possum skin = packed
    boiled eggs for my lunch on the plane going over = what do you think ?????? Packed or not ?????? Yet
    Very interesting list, Gwamma. And the order is very enlightening, haha.

    So I interpret that since you're heading for summer you only need smalls. No pants, tops, dresses??? Therefore no need for coathangers, ay. Whatcha doing with possum skin? Will it get through customs?

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    Smalls, mascara, vibrams, and possum skin. Haute couture indeed!
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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