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    Quote Originally Posted by Karock View Post
    I have very much grown to like the phrase "Bones don't jiggle" for exactly that scenario.
    OH that is perfection!
    March 1st 2010: 308lbs | CW: 219lbs / 18.5%BF | New Goal: 16% BF
    Male. 28. 6'4''. Currently working on them muscles and strength!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehallowprince View Post
    One must beg to question how she expects to get "a good amount of muscle" onto her frame...
    From the tricep kickbacks they will do tomorrow.

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    I recently moved and I found a health food store pretty close by so I ran in thinking I would pick up some gelatin, easy-peasy. I asked the guy there if he had any and he basically scoffed at me, "No, I don't carry that pig stuff. It's made with skins, tendons, bones, and brains and I won't ever stock it."

    I'm thinking to myself, yup, what's your point? Then he tried to recommend agar flakes No, I want gelatin because it has skins and tendons in it! Later while poking around the store it dawned on me, everything is plant based. Damn soy. Who told the vegan he could have the only health store around?
    You are an animal on this planet and the rules of engagement are non negotiable.

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    DUDE: It's all natural. Corn is natural. Anyone can grow corn. More liberal propaganda just like global warming. Hippies.
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    ME: Ha ha ha. Corn is not food!
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    DUDE Really? Have you ever had corn on the cob? That's some damn good food.
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    ME It's technically FEED, not food. Not that I wouldn't eat it if my mother-in-law served it to me, that would be rude. But you won't catch me wasting money on grains.
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    DUDE Then feed me more.
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    ME Go for it.
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    ME I understand Wal-Mart has a great price on Round-Up if you want to dip it in there for flavor.
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    Steak, eggs, potatoes - fruits, nuts, berries and forage. Coconut milk and potent herbs and spices. Tea instead of coffee now and teeny amounts of kelp daily. Let's see how this does! Not really had dairy much, and gut seems better for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveBug View Post
    I recently moved and I found a health food store pretty close by so I ran in thinking I would pick up some gelatin, easy-peasy. I asked the guy there if he had any and he basically scoffed at me, "No, I don't carry that pig stuff. It's made with skins, tendons, bones, and brains and I won't ever stock it."

    I'm thinking to myself, yup, what's your point? Then he tried to recommend agar flakes No, I want gelatin because it has skins and tendons in it! Later while poking around the store it dawned on me, everything is plant based. Damn soy. Who told the vegan he could have the only health store around?
    This is why I like my local health store... I don't recall them stocking gelatine, I should ask, but all kinds of organic/free range animal parts? Oh yes. I love their chicken soup carcasses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildrose View Post
    This is why I like my local health store... I don't recall them stocking gelatine, I should ask, but all kinds of organic/free range animal parts? Oh yes. I love their chicken soup carcasses...
    I've seen gelatine at every health store I've been to in Calgary and Edmonton, so I'd be surprised if you couldn't find it where you shop. Health stores around here are great for stocking all kinds of nice animal parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveBug View Post
    I recently moved and I found a health food store pretty close by so I ran in thinking I would pick up some gelatin, easy-peasy. I asked the guy there if he had any and he basically scoffed at me, "No, I don't carry that pig stuff. It's made with skins, tendons, bones, and brains and I won't ever stock it."

    I'm thinking to myself, yup, what's your point? Then he tried to recommend agar flakes No, I want gelatin because it has skins and tendons in it! Later while poking around the store it dawned on me, everything is plant based. Damn soy. Who told the vegan he could have the only health store around?
    That's just depressing. ;(


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    Huh. 'Health food shop' here in the UK means 'vegetarian (+ fish oil hidden away in capsules)'. It's where you go to buy your soya milk, gluten meat replacement and soya fake cheese, along with a small fortune in supplements in an attempt to overcome the deficiency symptoms. (Ask me how I know...)

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    Ah yes the mystery of the "health food shop" with over half the shelf space devoted to pills and supplements!

    And don't get me started on the "healthy snack bars" they sell, made with grains, agave nectar, soy, and vegetable oil...

    But at least I can get local organic eggs at a very good price in one of my local ones. I dont know what they think when I go in and buy 5 boxes at a time. Perhaps they think I have a huge family!

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    I like health food stores, they have different little odds and ends that you can only buy on amazon. But this one, jeeze, he's a little nuts.


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