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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.
    If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Wait, I fail to see the logic behind your statement. Are you saying unfertilized eggs = fertilized eggs, or that chickens = people or both?

    Either way, getting pissed off at or making fun of veg*ns is A-okay in my book.
    I'm just being a smart ass. Making the comparison if "life" begins before one is born or not. An egg had the potential to be a chicken, albeit not an unfertilized one. It's just something random I have said to some of my egg eating veggie friends to be a brat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jena View Post
    I'm just being a smart ass.
    I was returning the favor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    I was returning the favor.
    Everyone needs some special skill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jena View Post
    I get upset with vegetarians that eat eggs, but are also pro-life on the topic of abortion. Seems a bit counterintuitive to me.
    This made me laugh out loud so that my husband had to ask. I want a bumper sticker now that says, "How can you be pro-life and still eat eggs!?" So wonderful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
    ...or All Bran?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Wait, I fail to see the logic behind your statement. Are you saying unfertilized eggs = fertilized eggs, or that chickens = people or both?

    Either way, getting pissed off at or making fun of veg*ns is A-okay in my book.
    As I read it, eating the egg prevents a life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBNewby View Post
    As I read it, eating the egg prevents a life.
    Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
    Mmmmmmm Q-tips

    Those would hurt coming out!!!
    You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

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    Girl I know has been...quasi primal for a little. She's working on it I guess. Anyway, this morning she tells me she had to go to the doctor for a bad pain near her spleen. Turns out to be the start of an infection in her intestine. She gets some antibiotics. I saw her later that day and she was eating some bread because "it was easy".

    I was like... "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"

    An hour later she said she was in agony worse than before...

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