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    My sister is trying to lose weight and I convinced her to try PB. On the phone last night she was bragging about how well she is doing - she went to Starbucks and got a skim peppermint mocha with whipped cream.

    Point, missed.
    Last edited by Refontai; 11-14-2013 at 01:28 PM.
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    Technically, she didn't have grains...
    Dairy, yes. Fake sugar, yes. Chemicals, yes. But no grains.
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    Yeah I should have been clearer, she said she wants to "do what I'm doing". Which is not getting a skim (yuk) peppermint sugarbomb!
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    Met an egg eating vegan yesterday. Didn't want to offend her by saying she's just a vegetarian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannakb View Post
    Met an egg eating vegan yesterday. Didn't want to offend her by saying she's just a vegetarian
    I would've been ALL OVER offending her. But offending vegans is one of my favorite pastimes, so YMMV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannakb View Post
    Met an egg eating vegan yesterday. Didn't want to offend her by saying she's just a vegetarian
    I get upset with vegetarians that eat eggs, but are also pro-life on the topic of abortion. Seems a bit counterintuitive to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jena View Post
    I get upset with vegetarians that eat eggs, but are also pro-life on the topic of abortion. Seems a bit counterintuitive to me.
    Wait, I fail to see the logic behind your statement. Are you saying unfertilized eggs = fertilized eggs, or that chickens = people or both?

    Either way, getting pissed off at or making fun of veg*ns is A-okay in my book.
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    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.
    If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Wait, I fail to see the logic behind your statement. Are you saying unfertilized eggs = fertilized eggs, or that chickens = people or both?

    Either way, getting pissed off at or making fun of veg*ns is A-okay in my book.
    I'm just being a smart ass. Making the comparison if "life" begins before one is born or not. An egg had the potential to be a chicken, albeit not an unfertilized one. It's just something random I have said to some of my egg eating veggie friends to be a brat

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