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  1. #7001
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    I would not tolerate being lectured on any aspect of health or nutrition by someone who was drinking an oreo smoothie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifer View Post
    I would not tolerate being lectured on any aspect of health or nutrition by someone who was drinking an oreo smoothie.
    a smoothie made from a biscuit?
    When I'd had enough of the grain and starched based 'diabetic eating for health' diet (eating for health, my ass!) my weight was 242.5 lbs. On starting primal- 18th April 2013 weight : 238.1.
    27th July 2013. weight after 100 days 136.9 weight lost 101.2lb ; that's 105.6lbs since I stopped the 'diabetic eating for health'
    new journal http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...ml#post1264082

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarbDodger View Post
    a smoothie made from a biscuit?
    It's pretty much just the icing with the cookie blended in.

    I had one right before I went primal, I'm pretty sure it gave me cavities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beargen View Post
    It's pretty much just the icing with the cookie blended in.

    I had one right before I went primal, I'm pretty sure it gave me cavities.
    I've never heard of an Oreo 'smoothie' - was there no ice cream? (Ok now I see coffee too but still sounds weird)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lea View Post
    I've never heard of an Oreo 'smoothie' - was there no ice cream?
    Nope. Well at least not this version. A coffee shop where I live just started making them this summer and they are one of the sweetest things I have ever had. Not sure what else they put in it.

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    "You know, if you're trying to lose weight, you shouldn't eat apples at night because they turn into sugar in your body."

    And then, at physical therapy, one of the overweight patients on the treadmill, "I need to burn the extra calories I didn't get on Monday. Just ten more calories, ten more *runs faster* Yes! Got them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clymb View Post
    "Just ten more calories, ten more *runs faster* Yes! Got them."
    This is where I facepalmed in my mind. It's just going to take time and more voices to educate everyone else.

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    OK! The first one would be CW, or vegetarianism anyway. My sister and her family are here to stay with us and I always ask what the stuff they're eating is made of, on the off chance that I can eat it. Today she was feeding her son something that looked like a sausage. I wasn't even going to ask because I knew but she brought it up first. The conversation went something like this.

    Her: It's soy, you don't want it.

    Me: I'd guessed. Did you know soy started as an industrial byproduct?

    Her: Did you know that meat started as a baby cow?

    Me: Yes. That's why I love it so much.

    And another exchange that was more congenial...

    Me: *looking at the ingredients on a bottle of Coffee Mate* Hydrogenated canola oil... ugh, trans fats...

    Her: I know! It's dads, I don't know why he won't bring skim milk camping. We should just throw it out.

    Me: ...We should! *tosses it in the trash* If he asks where it is we don't know.

    Her: Sure thing.

    We're on the same page about trans fats. XD

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    Not completely a CW moment, but definitely a Primal win. Getting an ultrasound done today (for various reasons), Technician: "No wonder you said you can feel everything in there. You are skinnier than just about every person I see come through."

    Me: "Well I lost about thirty pounds two years ago."

    Technician: "Oh? How? Exercising your brains out?"

    Me: "Nope. Eating well."

    Technician: "Even better!" Good medical pros know that abs are made in the kitchen.
    ~All luck is earned in the end.~

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    Ya... because the bloating is caused by the 4oz of meat you ate and not the basket of bread and bowl of pasta, or the 20 teaspoons of salt in a single meal.

    lol
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