RitaRose's Ultimate Guide To Sex
1. Have fun.
2. Try something new every once in a while.
Yup, that's it, the full list.
Cosmo is just annoying, but I loved it when I was very young and had no actual skills other than showing up naked.
3. Speak up if something does/does not feel good. Seriously. Your partner can't read you mind, tell them what you do/do not like.
My ex-wife apparently subscribed and who ever decided that needs to die.
Going back to CW wisdom and amusement...I have house guest who is eating whole grain shredded wheat. It is about 3 ingredients, all grains, but lacks all the 'wtf is that?' list of ingredients. On the box it touts how Post is happy to bring you a health food without all the fillers and how great it is to eat real food. Um..then why the fuck not just eat real food? And then Post, explain to me why you make all that other processed crap if real food is so good.
So I went into the doctor, told him about my mostly meat diet (he's vegan), he said "so you're on the paleo diet" and then proceeded to recommend tofu because of my activity level.
WTF!? He knows how I eat and then makes a recommendation that completely goes against it.
I then brought up the estrogen synthesizing properties of tofu/soy and he brushed it off like dust off a hat.
In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.
I'm a paleo foodie, come check out my recipes: http://strangekitty.ca/
The Listerine comment reminds me about that fire and ice condom or lube or something. Ok, so icy hot in the jock strap is an age old prank because it DOESN't feel good and now you want me to put that shit on my junk willingly?
Speaking of bucking conventional wisdom, my One Rule is the longer I do the same things with the same person, and work more on what's going on between us outside the bedroom, the less it's about technique and the more intimate, spiritual, satisfying, and mind-blowing it becomes. My father told me the same thing after nearly 30 years of marriage and only now, after 14 years of my own, do I have the immense privilege of really living how right he was.
5'4" 39yo mother to five sweeties & married to their AMAZING DaddyGrok
Current Weight: 175lb__________________________________Goal: 135lb
Deadlift: 240lb________________________________________Back Squat: 165lb
Bench: 130lb__________________________________________Pre ss: 85lb
***Winning a 20-year war against binge eating disorder***