f'ng hilariousYou check your cat's food label to make sure the salmon is wild and not farmed.
You rationalise cheating on your girlfriend as part of the 80/20 rule.
You can tell someone the exact number of grams of fructose in what their eating.
Instead of buying your mother a box of chocolates for christmas, you opt to buy her some high quality purified lemon flavoured fish oil tablets.
You turn down a date with a really hot girl because you think it might increase your cortisol levels too high.
You give your parents a lecture on the negatives of the 'heart healthy' margerine they just bought.
You scoff at your friends idea to take part in attempting an annual fun run because you don't believe in 'chronic cardio'.
You dream date is a lactose intolerant celiac. hahahahahaha
You consider polygamy as a way too boost your primal cred.
You force yourself to enjoy fishing and the taste of fish.
Your friends no longer ask you for advice on anything because 99% of the time your solution is to increase dietary fat intake and get the Vitamin d levels checked.