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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    To avoid all the "heathens" out during the day? Being a "heathen", I can totally understand the motivation....
    they left a buggy full of kids right in the middle of the aisle right in my way, and these are the amish types that drive! they should know better!

    they're the heathens. and bad drivers.



    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Three generations of my ancestors just rolled over in their graves. Don't make me come up there and make baked ziti for you - you'll never be able to eat that canned crap again. LOL

    Seriously, canned spaghetti hurts my heart. LMAO

    Wouldn't this make you happy?

    if you want to feed me delicious emotional carbs i'll take it

    and i want to blow those green bits off the plate, a salad is blasphemy with bacon and eggs. although a salad with chicken and fruit would be good too..

    this looks like a toy. and i'm so tired. and i want my warm bay's body with his warm bay hugs. and a nap. and i had cereal for breakfast, and it was disappointing.



    and.. i laughed

    MRW during sex my boyfriend asks if he can go in "the other way" : reactiongifs
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Just sayin' hi cause you amuse me so in all the other threads. Hope all is well...
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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    hi
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    ZOMG, WANT. I WANT ONE, PRECIOUS.

    I will love it and hug it and it can chase my chickens around.

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    teach it to do this



    and take pictures if it does this



    and this!

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    ZOMG, WANT. I WANT ONE, PRECIOUS.

    I will love it and hug it and it can chase my chickens around.
    Then you can make a curry with it. heh
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    one of my siblings bought some goats. money got a little snug so they sold them

    i was like ...but you could have eaten them....
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Anybody heard of v-steaming to start up a missing period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    one of my siblings bought some goats. money got a little snug so they sold them

    i was like ...but you could have eaten them....
    Haven't they read The Gift of the Magi?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moluv View Post
    Anybody heard of v-steaming to start up a missing period?
    i've not heard of that but i HAAAAVE heard of threats and bribery

    Quote Originally Posted by moluv View Post
    Haven't they read The Gift of the Magi?!
    it was probably the same reason when i talked about eating the chickens

    'i can't do that, i raised them!'

    no YOU EAT THOSE CHICKENS
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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