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    lurked... you are right... that is impressive

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    ^5
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    <looks at watch> WOW you are either up WAAAAAAY late or VEEEEEEERY early.. not sure which

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    time and sleep have no meaning

    sleep is just weakness

    i can sleep when i'm dead

    sleep is for losers, bruh bruh

    also, having fall-asleep issues lately
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    time and sleep have no meaning

    sleep is just weakness

    i can sleep when i'm dead

    sleep is for losers, bruh bruh

    also, having fall-asleep issues lately
    All tiz true....

    Sorry you has sleepy issues.... I would sleep now, but boss fire me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    time and sleep have no meaning
    Yes... but.
    Allons-y!

    Time for me to go lay in the bed and attempt it anyway.
    Husband is back on day shift(up at 5am), I haven't made the transition with him(not that I ever will completely hehe), and he has *noticed* and suggested it might help if I at least make an effort by getting into the bed.
    Ppppffftttttttttttttt!!!

    Such silliness.
    I thought men were supposed to be problem solvers.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I thought men were supposed to be problem solvers.
    Depends on the problem....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    Depends on the problem....
    He thinks that "problems going to sleep" means it took 5 mins instead of 30 seconds.
    I'd like to suffocate him with a pillow sometimes.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    He thinks that "problems going to sleep" means it took 5 mins instead of 30 seconds.
    I'd like to suffocate him with a pillow sometimes.
    remind me not to piss you off!

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    ^^but I said it with a SMILE>
    That makes plotting murder cute, and less threatening...
    *nods*
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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