Bicycle. Paniers. (Downside: it takes me 10 minutes to unpack everything from bags and cram it into paniers.) 30lb+ of shopping gets home that way (and I'm small and not remotely fit).
Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.
I have a folding cart, though I call it my old lady cart. It's perfect for some things. However, if I fill it too full, it's a bitch to get on the bus or streetcar and I have to make sure I'm doing it during non-rush hours because it's kind of rude to pull one of those things into a crowded bus.
If anyone ever sees me post that I'll ride a bike in this city, please send the men in white coats. Between the state of the roads, the tourists, and the drunk drivers, I will never ride a bike here. Which is a shame, because I enjoy bikes. I can get about 30 pounds of groceries home in my giant backpack and a couple of light carries, but I really like it better when the load is a tad lighter.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine
Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.
YKYAPW you take the dog for a 3 hour hike where everyone is giving you the (as my dh calls it) "bish be crazy!" looks because apperently its not normal to go around in a t-shirt, capris and xero barefoot sandles when its 4 degrees out... (was perfectly comfortable)
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Always having butter in the fridge is top priority. You get really uncomfortable when the butter is running out and you and your partner have a word for it: BUTTER CRISIS!