I don't mind being called a fucktard, as long as it's done lovingly.
I didn't call you a fucktard. I called you a fuckhead, fucktard.
“The whole concept of a macronutrient, like that of a calorie, is determining our language game in such a way that the conversation is not making sense." - Dr. Kurt Harris
And you are a hypocrite. You say you're against publicly-funded emergency services and (I'm guessing) anything else - but you're still taking advantage of them by living where you are. If you drive on a road, mail a letter, or live anywhere other than a self-sufficient cabin in the deep woods, you're a hypocrite. Put your money where your mouth is or shut the fuck up.
GotD: And why the hell am I out of bacon?!
For me it could be accompanied by a sneaky smack in the forehead with a *sausage... and a big grin. "Hey fucktard..." I turn he smacks with *sausage and grins/laughs.
Yes... that would totally work one me from my sweetie.
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.