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    hell i'd settle for a genuine, literal pissing...

    hell i'd settle for a genuine, literal pissing contest at this point
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    think it'll work?

    think it'll work?
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    i feel like i'm getting to experience first hand...

    i feel like i'm getting to experience first hand the evolution of 2 people into BFFs
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    well if you're gonna insert something that big...

    well if you're gonna insert something that big into your vagina, it IS best to do it slowly
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    this pleases me i am pleased

    this pleases me

    i am pleased
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    in the not too distant past i defended his...

    in the not too distant past i defended his blueprint store cause he had to pay for the forum somehow you guys gosh

    but now.. gah. hands thrown up, done defending his business practices. i just...
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    i'm most comfortable on my stomach/side with my...

    i'm most comfortable on my stomach/side with my head pushed up on several pillows

    so.. apparently the worst way to sleep! :D
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    hair pins were sent from heaven for that very...

    hair pins were sent from heaven for that very reason *nod*

    so add hair pins to your potential future head-arsenal, knifegill
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    is our glorious leader heading towards making...

    is our glorious leader heading towards making infomercials?

    Get Certified

    i'm not sure how to adequately put into words how this makes me feel, but i do know those words aren't of positive...
  10. what they could find that wouldn't kill them, and...

    what they could find that wouldn't kill them, and sometimes what did

    also they sometimes ate each other

    'this has been a great party guys, but i'm getting kinda hungry. what's to eat?'

    YOU...
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    no no no no no no no no i recently made the...

    no no no

    no no no no no

    i recently made the chicken salad one

    it was almost enough to put me off food experimentation forever

    don't believe the ad man's lies
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    yeah yeah i know this but his hair is already...

    yeah yeah i know this

    but his hair is already not short, so there's enough for the baby to yank and then the toddler to yank then the child to yank when playing or having a tantrum
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    i have to second this this is a particularly...

    i have to second this

    this is a particularly bad time to grow your hair out as your little bebe will have a field day tearing it all out. that's partly why you'll need to keep it pulled back.
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    i made it i ate some i took pictures that...

    i made it

    i ate some

    i took pictures that i'll need to upload

    words.. can't really.. describe.... i don't... i'm not sure....

    chicken salad was never meant to be solid
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    ignore it, learn to braid it, prepare for a lot...

    ignore it, learn to braid it, prepare for a lot of aggravation when it gets in the way

    and by ignore i mean let it air dry and keep it pulled back
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    i think they'll need peen pics to exchange for...

    i think they'll need peen pics to exchange for boob pics

    for science
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    is she for real? that's called getting...

    is she for real?



    that's called getting drunk



    stage 3 drunkenness?
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    i uh.. i hope she doesn't decide to keep fish or...

    i uh.. i hope she doesn't decide to keep fish or else she'll realize they aren't that stupid

    what will she eat then?!



    hi, do you mind explaining why you prefer to take fish oil caps rather...
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    yep it was dehydration yesterday i moved a...

    yep it was dehydration

    yesterday i moved a dead animal for my grandmother

    yesterday i also discovered the limits of my love for her

    i don't want to do that again, i'm having flashback smells...
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    i love animals and i also love eating animals. i...

    i love animals and i also love eating animals. i accept my place in the food chain without moral quandary because once you change the channel from animal planet to national geographic you see just...
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    yeah! this guy gets it ;) i'm down 4 lbs....

    yeah! this guy gets it ;)

    i'm down 4 lbs. maybe it's dehydration, maaaaybe green beans are magical. breakfast was 3 boiled eggs, the last blob of orange brick and a scoop of 'i don't know what...
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    better living through alchemy *nodding*

    better living through alchemy *nodding*
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    *whomp whoooomp* i rarely eat them.. just...

    *whomp whoooomp*

    i rarely eat them.. just because i rarely want them
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    i don't feel very brave, most of the time i feel...

    i don't feel very brave, most of the time i feel like a cream puff :/

    but if someone thinks it then i must be putting on a good face :)

    i'm gonna be honest, i'm scared to make dinner jello lol...
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    it's called ice because it's hydrogenated ...

    it's called ice because it's hydrogenated

    that's what cold temperatures do

    i read that means it's healthier
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