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A+ monkey genes right here. Guess I evolved from the native species of Planet Earth and not from some off-world, transplanted, Pleiadian-introduced species. Explains a lot about my mother who is...

I grew up on the Baldwin County side but now am out here on the Lone Prairie.

Traded in my tacticool Maxpedition gearslinger for a plain ole Timbuk2 messenger bag. Now I can actually carry my laptop with me.

I've only been at work for one hour and have already exceeded my "retarded, face-palm, what-the-fuck?" quota for today.

The ground buffalo I used to buy at China-Mart for $4.99 is now $8.38. WTF?

"The first rule about Fight Club is..."

I don't mind working in general. If I didn't have to got to work, I'd be even more self-destructive. I do really hate my current work situation. I have...

I'm in. I spent last week weaning off the grains and clearing out the house. This morning I chunked the last of the junk food left at my house by weekend visitors-2 partial bags of tortilla chips...

Since I'm just getting started, I also started a new blog at Prairie Primal. Being a totally competitive sort, I need a way to track my progress.