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    Some quality rants there, well done. Glad you...

    Some quality rants there, well done.

    Glad you said, peace love and online sluts and not, peace love and try a cheesy anus....
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    And make sure everythings secure, his ears must...

    And make sure everythings secure, his ears must start a hurricane when he shakes his scone.... lovely looking pooch there P, congrats.
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    A corral as well....Thought you'd have it sorted....

    A corral as well....Thought you'd have it sorted.



    Lol, apologies my good man, just about right the regularity there....
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    Too be fair, it'd work.... The description...

    Too be fair, it'd work....



    The description made me chuckle, 'made with high quality natural ingredients', I can only imagine....
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    Is that on a plate, or on a plate, so to...

    Is that on a plate, or on a plate, so to speak....



    Is what nots getting used garden wise being set aside for the hogs, or will part of the 5 acres go towards that?



    Don't want to smile...
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    Glad the old fellow is checking your journey out,...

    Glad the old fellow is checking your journey out, hope he enjoys it and appreciates it, as to the last sentence of the post about love, absolutely.... Hope the ivy's not to lively!
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    Had to look that make up, the old un's are a bit...

    Had to look that make up, the old un's are a bit on the beasty side aren't they....



    I'm thinking sort of savannah like....
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    Sounds like a quality bash.... Done a similar...

    Sounds like a quality bash.... Done a similar thing to what you did with the dog food samples to the ever so pleasent underneathers to a mate of mine with those decorative plates you see in Sunday...
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    If'n you had the smithy, I'd imagine you could've...

    If'n you had the smithy, I'd imagine you could've knocked something up, also sounds like an excuse for a new tractor to me....
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    Sorry you didn't get the part, that sucks! The...

    Sorry you didn't get the part, that sucks! The picketynick and the scenery and setting for said picnic looks the part....
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    I'm with you on Ricky Gervais, I'm English...

    I'm with you on Ricky Gervais, I'm English (obviously) and he makes my shit hang sideways....I likes me a bit of offal, not big on trotters though....And that last auto-correct is the best yet....
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    Sounds just as busy as the Doc weekend, only you...

    Sounds just as busy as the Doc weekend, only you were getting paid, and as we says, if your earning it, you aint spending it....
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    I fell tired after reading what you got up to the...

    I fell tired after reading what you got up to the weekend squire, enjoy the rest at work....



    Lol, persactly....



    Looks like were back to how its written and perceived again....
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    That still sounds pretty hardcore, so happy I...

    That still sounds pretty hardcore, so happy I haven't got a sweet tooth!
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    I'm not, the bugger had its throat cut last...

    I'm not, the bugger had its throat cut last week....



    What you've prescribed is most commendable....



    Candy corn that bad is it! I take it taken with peanut M&M's is pretty hardcore?!
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    Bacon don't sound like pennance to me, sounds...

    Bacon don't sound like pennance to me, sounds like utopia, three hail mary's and a gammon steak, nice....There's always prune juice I s'pose, that'ld clean thee out....



    Think of the size if it...
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    Here's a bit of Wiki, Jeff Dunham, with Achmed...

    Here's a bit of Wiki, Jeff Dunham, with Achmed

    Doc, reckon you could do some Youtube magic squire, as I can't from this PC?!
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    He is, the first time I watched Achmed, I...

    He is, the first time I watched Achmed, I cried....
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    Heresy, I stand here waving my copy of the Primal...

    Heresy, I stand here waving my copy of the Primal blueprint at the screen....I recommend drinking a pint of Balsamic vinegar followed with a pint of Bloody Mary as pennance, that should cleanse the...
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    Lucky, lucky lady.... It was pretty...

    Lucky, lucky lady....



    It was pretty impressive, what with the team busses, stalls, crowds, big screens to watch the stage and all the other stuff as well!
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    You beat me to that BG, one of my mate's got a...

    You beat me to that BG, one of my mate's got a Nashville steel ukulele and anothers got a fender strat uke, there both mint!

    TW, had a day off yesterday as the tour of Britain cycling stage ended...
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    Tried some mud baths in Turkey, great...

    Tried some mud baths in Turkey, great experience.... Is that F Word with the turkey's when some bloke bought the slaughter wagon to Gordies house to do them in? And that pig steamer thing to de-fur...
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    The grapes and vine lamp is a bit tidy and...

    The grapes and vine lamp is a bit tidy and there's some great 'T' shirts!

    Dried out yet round your way yet, or are you having to kayak to work....
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    I've heard you get bigger cuts shaving than what...

    I've heard you get bigger cuts shaving than what you do getting de-spaffed, smirk subsided yet....





    Dead set flabbergasted, just thankful I was sat down whilst reading that....
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    Congrats on the 8lb P, keep on it, hope the...

    Congrats on the 8lb P, keep on it, hope the audition went well and just gonna harp back to those photos, damn hot....
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