Search:

I believe my hair is going to be chopped off this week, with the instructions to the person cutting that it be as short as possible and still be feminine.

Mine about arm pit length right, and I seriously doubt it'll last through the summer. I keep wanting to cut it off, and might actually get motivated to do it at some point if I keep breaking combs...

Cut it out for a bit, then add it back in and see if you have issues.

Or, alternatively, do as some of us do and insist that you don't have a problem with cheese because you like it too much.

English, French, German, and I think Church Slavonic (ie, ancient Russian).

Maybe it was Flagstaff....

Oh, it's marvelous. Do you know how many guys I have made COMPLETELY miss their pool shot by randomly cussing when they've never heard me do it before?

I had a Russian teacher in college who could cuss you out in four different languages, but not in Russian. She was a native Russian speaker, and apparently her mother definitely ingrained not...

Hmmmm...Tuscon is on the way from Phoenix to the Grand Canyon, right? I think that's where the box truck decided to pull out in front of me and I slammed on the brakes so hard it flipped the ice...

I normally don't ask his opinion, I just fix something (or not).

Crap, I must not be a proper lady then.

My feet are the same length as my husband's (but his are wider).

I can't remember whose it was, but one of the Paleo books said that telling someone to listen to their body was about as effective as his mechanic telling him to listen to his car. It just doesn't...

Don't do that?

If you insist on protein powder, get an egg white one.

Thank you for this. I guess next time the boy child is doing science experiments, we need to get an organic potato and try to make it grow! I was wondering why his never sprouted!

Back to the...

As long as you can tell me how to make things, I can do it until about my third cup of apple juice with pineapple rum...

And WOWEE did that sound wrong.

But...but...who will I eat vicariously through then?

In our high school, if you were smart and took Spanish you either let people copy or had your homework stolen. So I took French for 3 years while trying to teach myself Latin on the side. Our...

Right. I can generally remember gender once I learn it, but when they change to dem, den, and diesen, I get confused.

German is straight up phonetic for the most part. The things that get me are the cases and rechtschreibreform where they changed some of the spelling rules.

Yes, that was phonetic Russian.

So...where did you get poppy seeds, and had you never had them before?

*adds to list of things not to feed NK, right below Crisco*

It was fun to listen to. And yet another reason physics doesn't allow me to throttle people long distance.

Toi nee puhneemayesh? (I can spell it correctly in Cyrillic...)

Are you eating enough fat and drinking enough water? That's what normally affects mine the most.

This is the one issue that my hubby and I majorly disagree on in regards to children. He and his mother, who is a nurse, insist that it's healthier and cleaner. Urgh.

If you like caves, see if Kartchner caverns in AZ or Carlsbad Caverns in NM are on your way. Lovely cool places to hang out for a few hours or days...