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That black hole has my vegetable peeler. I'm trying to hold off buying a new one in hopes it'll turn up but I suck at peeling sweet potatoes with a knife and there are two just sitting there calling...

I don't drink coffee.

OP is a dick.

This is the first time I've found myself in this part of the forum; I thought it was for discussing MDA blog posts, not random weird shit.

I use light olive oil.

LOL, that reminds of that business maxim: fast, good, cheap - pick two.

When I was 18 I decided I wanted to be the first female umpire in the MLB.

Somehow I ended up in academia instead.

General consensus seems to be either:

1) bad luck - this would fall into my general life history of can't win for losing

2) low confidence on my part - I thought about it and I honestly don't...

And there went my girl boner. Yuck.

I have always found Slavic accents very sexy.

And while not necessarily hipsters, they are irritating. It's why I haven't actively sought out primal/paleo men.

The only people who have ever commented on my small waist were other women.

Alcohol could have been a factor in only one of the instances. (Usually I'm the one doing the drinking. More on that later.)

For me, prevention means good diet, physical activity, fish oil, and vitamin D which is all stuff vital for good health anyway. When I'm in distress (anxiety, low mood, etc.) long walks and cheerful...

I bring this humiliating matter here because I can't bring myself to ask anyone I actually know. I bring this here knowing I'm exposing myself to a world of abuse but honestly, no one will probably...

When half your skin care products are stored in the kitchen. (Coconut oil, baking soda, apple cider vinegar.)

It turns out that "don't shop when you're hungry" applies to us, too.

"Gosh, I hope 2 pounds of ground beef, 1 pound of rib eye, 1 pound of pork chops, 1 pound of crab legs, and three packages of...

I don't strive for purity and I use a little liquid smoke, especially to jazz up ground beef. I just discovered smoked paprika - that's pretty awesome.

Best: My boss just walked by my desk and asked how I'm not miserable with allergies like she is. (I've been having some minor symptoms but not nearly like I used to and I haven't had to take any...

I'd forgotten that I have a Lush body powder stashed away (don't like the glitter in it) that has baking soda in it.

So I'm guess I'm good with corn starch and baking soda. I like Little Vase's...

I get really irritated when someone gets shot in the head on TV and it's just little blood around a hole. Seeing as the actual gunshot-to-the-head I saw was a close family member, I feel personally...

Lean ground beef. Not ideal, but gets you through temporary tough spots. (I speak from experience.)

Read your first post again. The read your post accusing me of hatred-spewing and name-calling.

Adios.

Worst. Employee. Ever.

"Hi, I want to buy the thing that costs more money and improves your employers' profit margin."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMBASS!!! What are you, like trying to give me job...

I can't figure out if those of you linking feminism and Judaism are serious or brilliant and awesome trolls.

I'm too tired to figure out how to quote multiple people. But three of you think I should have retaliated physically and here's my response:

There were three of them. If you want to fight three...

Maybe it's young people. I know I used to get angry over stuff that didn't affect me, but that's gone out the window as I've aged. Now I now life is hard enough without getting upset over what other...

I knew I should have stopped at the praise of Spaghetti-Os. I KNEW it. But my dumb bunny self just kept reading. :o