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    I am soon to leave for a flashlight tour of the...

    I am soon to leave for a flashlight tour of the Winchester Mystery House. In the event that evil spirits claim me for The Other Side tonight, I leave you with my fond farewell and this hysterical...
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    ????Do you want a book dedication for your...

    ????Do you want a book dedication for your present???? I have three books coming out in November-December and two have no dedications. You can choose:

    A) Gross Zombie Story (Gay Panda's swan...
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    Sometimes I think we are long-lost relatives. My...

    Sometimes I think we are long-lost relatives. My brain overloads exactly that way, too.

    I hope The Sore has gone away. :(
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    W. T. Ever-loving. F. Now I need a palate...

    W. T. Ever-loving. F.

    Now I need a palate cleanser. Going off to Lady Friend's work to play with the kittens. (Did I mention that Poxie took a mighty leap into the toilet the other day? He was...
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    I have the pictures. I have the computer. I...

    I have the pictures. I have the computer. I just do not have the tech spells to put these things together. And I cannot ask Lady Friend, who is gallantly crash-editing a book for me right now, and...
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    It was very strange to be in The Baby Aisle at...

    It was very strange to be in The Baby Aisle at Whole Foods this morning when Gay Panda neither has a baby nor one on the way, but Lady Friend needed wipes for Pigpen the Office Kitten. He's a very...
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    You're welcome! I think she's going to yell at...

    You're welcome!

    I think she's going to yell at me that she is Jewish and pagan, and then I will present her with the sequels Eight Nights of Naughty and A Solstice Spanking.

    Yeah, I'm...
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    Wedding Night with Mr. Tentacle First she...

    Wedding Night with Mr. Tentacle

    First she waited for Mr. Right.
    Then she settled for Mr. Good Enough.
    What she got was Mr. Tentacle.

    Nope, I just can't write any more of this blurb. GROSS. ...
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    I can totally live with it. When I was a Teenage...

    I can totally live with it. When I was a Teenage Mutant Panda Cub, I used to dust the piano with my very fluffy white cat. She'd give me The Look afterwards and I'd say I FEED YOU AND CLEAN YOUR...
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    Primal Fail continues: Corn Flakes, Breakfast of...

    Primal Fail continues: Corn Flakes, Breakfast of Nauseous Champions!!!

    Seriously, Bydureon, you suck.
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    Ummm . . . may I borrow him? I've been avoiding...

    Ummm . . . may I borrow him? I've been avoiding the dusting like mad.
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    Well, if you would like more dirty stories about...

    Well, if you would like more dirty stories about demon hunters, I can make the last two in the series free. Because I have UNTOLD POWER if I can remember my Amazon password (hopefully the computer...
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    I am so very tempted to write this story and...

    I am so very tempted to write this story and present it to Lady Friend for her birthday in December.
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    Do my actual work? or . . . Pester Lady Friend...

    Do my actual work? or . . .
    Pester Lady Friend with Christmas erotica?
    Work . . .
    Pester . . .
    Work . . .
    Pester . . .

    Oh, well.
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    Thank you, Walrus! It always makes me happy when...

    Thank you, Walrus! It always makes me happy when someone enjoys my writing. I really enjoy putting stories together. It's like a jigsaw puzzle.

    I was checking out what titles outsell mine in...
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    And as the mimicry of morning sickness continues,...

    And as the mimicry of morning sickness continues, so does the Primal Fail: breakfast of chicken fried rice.

    Instead of working (shame on me) I'm cruising Amazon for more weird erotica titles. I...
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    I see your billionaire erotica and raise you a...

    I see your billionaire erotica and raise you a billionaire weredinosaur erotica.

    Yes, a weredinosaur. This sexy billionaire man has a very big secret indeed. Fifty Shades of Paleontology...
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    Here is an example of the dinosaur erotica. I...

    Here is an example of the dinosaur erotica. I haven't read it, but the covers on these books are pretty funny. (The reviews are funny, too. Someone was surprised the dinosaur and woman didn't use...
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    Lady Friend and I laughed and laughed and laughed...

    Lady Friend and I laughed and laughed and laughed at this.
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    ZOMG, it was actually pretty tame as far as...

    ZOMG, it was actually pretty tame as far as erotica goes!!! It was the story I scribbled down madly last year for that Can You Write And Publish A Book In 8 Hours on Amazon? challenge. (The answer...
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    AWESOME. I love that a millionaire is no longer...

    AWESOME. I love that a millionaire is no longer enough. Now the ultimate in man appeal has to be a billionaire!!! (And still be in possession of a wounded little-boy soul like 50 Shades.)

    I...
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    * passes over tea towel for defiled laptop * ...

    * passes over tea towel for defiled laptop *

    Hi, Walrus! I didn't leave! I just spent the first part of the summer sick (thank you, visiting friend who didn't think anyone would catch his cold...
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    I love that picture!!! Currently amusing my...

    I love that picture!!!

    Currently amusing my inner four-year-old is a Facebook acquaintance of Lady Friend's. The woman has named her beloved dog "poopy". I don't know why. But her posts are...
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    Also, the Magical Bamboo Forest survived the...

    Also, the Magical Bamboo Forest survived the Earthquake of '14!!! My little statue of Hedwig did not survive, but at least that fits with the story arc of the character.
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    Shooting major side-eye today at one of Lady...

    Shooting major side-eye today at one of Lady Friend's Facebook acquaintances, who posted about what an AMAZING MOTHER his wife is to their son. JUST AMAZING.

    They have a cat.
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