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I read a pretty shocking statistic about the percentage of divorce filings that involved facebook, either one partner found out something on facebook about the other or one got reunited with an old...

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Our bible-thumpers around here are the Church of Christ folks, or the COC mafia as I like to call them. The Baptists are OK, I guess, but they don't recognize each other at the beer store. I'm...

What do vegan people "cook"? Shouldn't this be naked salad making?

From the first post containing the conversation I got the vibe you said all those things condescending like, I apologize. If you asked questions and she couldn't answer maybe you shook her enough to...

If you were comfortable in your faith would you have felt the need to make her question hers?

So you essentially destroyed what has given that lady comfort and hope her entire life?

I'm actually quite certain that there's only 1 state trooper in our quite large county on-duty at any one time. There's that one getting paid OT at the aforementioned construction site to sit in his...

Around here it's one with a shovel, one on the phone watching, 2 in the truck watching, 2 on the tailgate of the truck talking and not watching (on break I guess). Our state, of course, has a smaller...

Yeah, why don't they say "if we don't pass this bill, we're going to have to lay off those 4 people in the back of the license commissioners office that were talking and laughing while an average...

So you say "I'd hate to imagine this..." then proceed to describe the act in detail.

Seems Legit.

Yeah, it's almost like either they made 2 stories into one movie or 2 different people directed/produced it. I've watched the first half 2x more than the second half. What can I get for $10 is still...

Rear ended just once last night, heh? I think I know you better than that.

Yeah I didn't read any of this quote, but magnolia you looking good up in that avatar girlfriend.

Perfect! I'm coming, invited or not!

I'd show up and get drunk. Then forever after your family would be asking who invited the inebriated fellow with the flask.

Ah, silver linings, I was waiting on you to make an appearance!

Trolls have to be the worst form of human life for getting their jollies by insulting other people. In my head I always see them as passive-aggressive hipster looking, skinny jeans with a scarf...

Yes yes yes. Heck yes. The oldest is a stone cold cool guy until he spends a day with one of his grandmothers who spoil him and turn him into a whiny little brat. It makes me so mad.

Comes with a 3/4 acre lot...you could let the alien run about the cotton fields and hunt as Satan intended them to...

I got a 2BR 1 BA mobile home I'll rent ya for tree fiddy and you got the utilities.

Not kidding.

He's quite talented in the art of manipulation because he's cute and he knows it.

I have a 6 year old boy, the adorable 4 year old girl, and a hellion boy that's almost 2.

It did. She's super shy though, she looked at the floor for the first 20 minutes. She did the same thing last year.

Thank you.

Going to our second annual Valentine's Day Date...

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