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    i'm tired. and i'm sleepy. and i'm tired. i want...

    i'm tired. and i'm sleepy. and i'm tired. i want to cuddle up to my guy and watch bad movies.

    food yesterday was devilled eggs and yogurt. food today was mahm's soup and crackers.

    cookie spends...
  2. i have a 500 piece puzzle i've been working on...

    i have a 500 piece puzzle i've been working on for months, i might need more hints to see the pattern

    *in my defense, most of those pieces are black. i didn't think about that when i bought it.
  3. whaaaaaaaaat? i don't believe it

    whaaaaaaaaat?

    i don't believe it
  4. are there australian equivalents of emergency...

    are there australian equivalents of emergency rooms nearby?

    because i recommend you go to one
  5. Thread: tbd

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    my cousin told me that joke years ago, never...

    my cousin told me that joke years ago, never thought i'd see it anywhere again
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    so urban decay will be releasing a vice 3. i got...

    so urban decay will be releasing a vice 3. i got vice 2, i missed vice 1, i'm looking at swatches of vice 3. and i want it. the price is ridiculous. and i want it. there's a shadow called DTF. i...
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    i can't take all the credit. clean living,...

    i can't take all the credit. clean living, immense levels of internal amazingness, a certain 'wow' factor that not many are lucky enough to possess... and a deal with satan.



    yeah he's a pretty...
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    i still have my spleen i've had 2 diet dr...

    i still have my spleen

    i've had 2 diet dr peppers over the last week. i'm sipping one now and holy lord it's gross. my sandblasted tastebuds are waking back up.

    i gave up on sparkling flavored...
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    http://i.imgur.com/sZce3Oi.gif
  10. step 4: ????? step 5: prison

    step 4: ?????
    step 5: prison
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    raw alfalfa honey is disgustingly, sickly sweet...

    raw alfalfa honey is disgustingly, sickly sweet to me but raw wild flower honey is pretty great

    or maybe you just don't like honey

    or maybe you're a human sized bacteria and that icky feel you...
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    well, i've cut each hand so i guess my next...

    well, i've cut each hand so i guess my next unintentional target will be my spleen

    maybe it's some kind of devil summoning ritual i'm not aware i'm part of

    maybe if i cut myself one more time...
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    seems to me like you're hiring out 'welcome to...

    seems to me like you're hiring out

    'welcome to my home! have this food! have this drink!' while leaving dull knives out not so obviously in line of sight. that's also known as working smarter, not...
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    *wistful sigh* one day.. and i clicked your...

    *wistful sigh*

    one day..

    and i clicked your potassium list. milk and bananas aren't cutting it. maybe my pcos has evolved. maybe things are getting out of whack for funsies. but ugh, man, why...
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    *swoon* ;)

    *swoon* ;)
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    re; drunken shenanigans, yes re; manson and...

    re; drunken shenanigans, yes

    re; manson and his followers, they've chaaaaaaanged, they were yoooouuuunnnng but now they're ollllddddeeeerrrrrr and seee the liiiiiiightttt

    re; piglets... i'm not...
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    i'd imagine selective dating with a healthy dose...

    i'd imagine selective dating with a healthy dose of mutual respect

    sounds like a good recipe to me



    well i WAS outside for a time, but there was no booze and no tents
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    dammit people where are all the penises

    dammit people

    where are all the penises
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    i think my dream butt is a big round one with a...

    i think my dream butt is a big round one with a layer of soft over the top

    get that mesmerizing sway that everyone stops what they're doing to stare at dis booty

    treat me like a piece of meat!
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    there's already a grape sized one out back with a...

    there's already a grape sized one out back with a big web

    i'm inclined to let him have the whole area to himself
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    hey, i kill the little ones!

    hey, i kill the little ones!
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    :D

    :D
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    the pancake picture the blog lady took was a...

    the pancake picture the blog lady took was a fluffy pack of lies

    booties are not lies

    http://33.media.tumblr.com/1d4efa9a1afa44777afc3f0c5b61d1ae/tumblr_mx7pu5Lyq91t0kgkgo1_400.gif

    ...
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    i think he's saying that women only need to see...

    i think he's saying that women only need to see the paycheck to get turned on?
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    i haven't been doing much the last day or so. i'm...

    i haven't been doing much the last day or so. i'm sure the dogs are 3 parts bored and one part excited about going outside alone again because i just gave the f up for now and blocked up the larger...
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