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    i like your arms. not in a serial killer body...

    i like your arms. not in a serial killer body part collector way.

    also, i've always wondered, is his tat supposed to look like an erect penis or am i just a pervert?
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    :o :D

    :o :D
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    maybe you need a pot of cheap, eye searingly...

    maybe you need a pot of cheap, eye searingly bright flowers of your own :) everything is finally starting to bud out more and checking over them and watering them is very mind relaxing



    i like...
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    m'lady ;)

    m'lady ;)
  5. let me just go ahead and get this out of the way...

    let me just go ahead and get this out of the way

    'we need pics! for science!' :rolleyes:
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    ho ho! i tip my fedora to you, good sir

    ho ho! i tip my fedora to you, good sir
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    yeah that got me too ;)

    yeah that got me too ;)
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    thank you very very much *squeeze* *making...

    thank you very very much *squeeze*



    *making a squeeze triangle* i think.. the only thing that really works is making yourself eat better things, or making yourself not hiss at the daylight,...
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    because cream gives you heart attacks and...

    because cream gives you heart attacks and cholesterol
  10. i know a guy who knows a guy who knew a guy who...

    i know a guy who knows a guy who knew a guy who had kids once
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    i am neck deep in depression. i want to hug my...

    i am neck deep in depression. i want to hug my mom for a solid 25 hours. i just remembered i dreamed cookie was alive and now i'm crying again. i cried with bay on the phone yesterday morning about...
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    i was awake 30 hours, i slept 16. i was awake 30...

    i was awake 30 hours, i slept 16. i was awake 30 more hours, i slept 4. holy crap i am a barely functional zombie right now.

    i also want a baloney and cheese with excess hot sauce sandwich
    ...
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    manly dogs ;) [QUOTE=excursivey;1619059] ...

    manly dogs ;)



    feeling better some, yeah :)



    maybe those would help bear remember what a hard ass he used to be as a tiny puppy, he's kind've a pansy now
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    and then have a frozen fruit slush pop

    and then have a frozen fruit slush pop
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    annnnnnnnd i want 2 of everything, even the girly...

    annnnnnnnd i want 2 of everything, even the girly stuff

    because they're secure in their masculinity.. and.. don't subscribe to gender norms.. and.. are color blind..?
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    haha anytime i am definitely... DEFINITELY...

    haha anytime



    i am definitely... DEFINITELY keeping a mental note of this



    the hydros are acetaminophin + something else i forget. i guess taking 1 a day or every other day for a month+...
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    [QUOTE=drssgchic;1617268] i'll take all that...

    i'll take all that stuff, and share with you

    and it's what everybody says, and it usually does. just gotta hang on by your nails in the meantime, lady.



    i meditated so hard today that i fell...
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    i have no advice on this, just sending well...

    i have no advice on this, just sending well wishes for your continued health and well being
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    and so, i am depressed. i am very depressed. i...

    and so, i am depressed. i am very depressed. i want to hide away from every one and thing, even the dogs, but make bay pet me for hours. food is wavering on the 'probably too carby' side, with chili...
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    i'm joining you in the not a happy head space...

    i'm joining you in the not a happy head space movement

    and i'm waving hi, cause it's been a while :)
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    it amps up that whole 'aww, hello sweet little...

    it amps up that whole 'aww, hello sweet little baby!' to like a thousand. maybe even a thousand and 2.

    and i'm real glad to hear that zoloft is safe because it keeps me sane. as in i don't sit in...
  22. jumping in on the baking soda and vinegar magic,...

    jumping in on the baking soda and vinegar magic, this mix

    -2 cups white distilled vinegar
    -2 cups of lukewarm water
    -4 generous tablespoons of baking soda
    -Spray bottle (optional)

    from this...
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    for the first time in my life, tonight, i got to...

    for the first time in my life, tonight, i got to see some cicadas oozing out of their husks. they look like imitation pokemon. what did i do to celebrate this landmark occasion? resist the urge to...
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    i occasionally oil pull, i'm no expert but this...

    i occasionally oil pull, i'm no expert but this is my belief on it; it's not a substitute for brushing, it doesn't get any accumulated gunk off. what it does do, i believe, is just smother the...
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    i don't know where that idea came from, i gave a...

    i don't know where that idea came from, i gave a very serious suggestion
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