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    Excuse me that is NOT motivational. The only...

    Excuse me that is NOT motivational. The only thing it makes me want to do is jump into a vat of lysol. Less gross basement dwellers and more butts please!
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    Find me on friendster y'all!

    Find me on friendster y'all!
  3. 520! Wooooooo!

    520! Wooooooo!
  4. Welcome to the team FCBY! I'm a bit of a social...

    Welcome to the team FCBY! I'm a bit of a social media luddite, apologizes in advance. (Also, your name always makes me think of TCBYTreats.)
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    DO IT! (Also, I stalked your insta and your...

    DO IT!

    (Also, I stalked your insta and your food looks super yummy!)
  6. We wore flash tats at my pal's bachelorette party...

    We wore flash tats at my pal's bachelorette party and they are so much fun! If I could get a permanent metallic tattoo I probably would. That chevron-ish one is so delicate and pretty.


    ...
  7. I knew I liked you. (Willfully ignoring the...

    I knew I liked you. (Willfully ignoring the banana hate.)



    Sorry I'm a bum and not helping much. My mom is here visiting so I'm mostly only dicking around online while we are waiting for...
  8. Right? It's my favorite way to start the day. ...

    Right? It's my favorite way to start the day.



    Ditto. Hair and nails both.
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    Thank you kindly, good sir.

    Thank you kindly, good sir.
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    So happy this has become another hot dude thread....

    So happy this has become another hot dude thread. Can't ever have too many.



    Hush now.
  11. Oh, and this is the subreddit was talking about...

    Oh, and this is the subreddit was talking about last night btw. Its one of my favorite things on the internet. A subreddit dedicated to accepting and loving your swole.
  12. Oh I was just being falsely modest before. ...

    Oh I was just being falsely modest before. Everyone is welcome to tell me that I'm pretty, multiple times a day even. FEED MY EGO!

    I'm kinda amused that apparently my internet person is...
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    Probably a little from column A, a little from...

    Probably a little from column A, a little from column B.



    Don't worry, be happy!
  14. Oh stop you guys. I'm already super conceited...

    Oh stop you guys. I'm already super conceited and you're not helping.


    It's actually Wet and Wild, if you can believe it! Last month I had a lipstick emergency and just brought whatever I...
  15. I'm totally going to get fired for googling "hot...

    I'm totally going to get fired for googling "hot babes with lots of meat" while at the office in search of pix for @babeswithbbq.
  16. Male babes are allowed to submit, Mr A! ...

    Male babes are allowed to submit, Mr A! #equalopportunityhotness #steakandeggsforsteakandabz #idontthinki'mdoingthisright

    I equally cannot believe you actually did this and am so happy you...
  17. Congrats lady, you a fancy lawyer now!

    Congrats lady, you a fancy lawyer now!
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    I found this amusing. Here’s What...

    I found this amusing.




    Here’s What Happens When A Man Spends Two Weeks Eating Nothing But Food Made For Women
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    Shorts could definitely be shorter..... ...

    Shorts could definitely be shorter.....




    So I went back through some old stuff to see how Mark has aged from when I met him in 2011 to now, and it appears that Mark has an official meet and...
  20. Hey now, New Yorkers aren't actually any more...

    Hey now, New Yorkers aren't actually any more rude than people anywhere else. We are just really fucking busy and don't have time for your shit, mother fucker. (Was that enough cursing?)


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    I know, I know. I was making a bit of a joke. I...

    I know, I know. I was making a bit of a joke. I know your "poster boys" Ron and Rand Paul just makes ya look bad by co-opting your name or whatever. Yadda yadda.



    It is technically illegal...
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    Hands down the funniest thing I've ever read on...

    Hands down the funniest thing I've ever read on mda. This thread is great, thanks for the lulz.



    Up to 60 bug bits in a bar of chocolate. Get dat protein bro!

    ::in small voice:: ...
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    Good for you! Investing in yourself is a very...

    Good for you! Investing in yourself is a very worthwhile thing.

    I'm not as down on cardio endurance as some here, but 3 sets of 20 body weight squats seems kinda funky. I'd say give her another...
  24. Yaaaasssssss.

    Yaaaasssssss.
  25. GOMI-er?

    GOMI-er?
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