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    I can totally live with it. When I was a Teenage...

    I can totally live with it. When I was a Teenage Mutant Panda Cub, I used to dust the piano with my very fluffy white cat. She'd give me The Look afterwards and I'd say I FEED YOU AND CLEAN YOUR...
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    Primal Fail continues: Corn Flakes, Breakfast of...

    Primal Fail continues: Corn Flakes, Breakfast of Nauseous Champions!!!

    Seriously, Bydureon, you suck.
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    Ummm . . . may I borrow him? I've been avoiding...

    Ummm . . . may I borrow him? I've been avoiding the dusting like mad.
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    Well, if you would like more dirty stories about...

    Well, if you would like more dirty stories about demon hunters, I can make the last two in the series free. Because I have UNTOLD POWER if I can remember my Amazon password (hopefully the computer...
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    I am so very tempted to write this story and...

    I am so very tempted to write this story and present it to Lady Friend for her birthday in December.
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    Do my actual work? or . . . Pester Lady Friend...

    Do my actual work? or . . .
    Pester Lady Friend with Christmas erotica?
    Work . . .
    Pester . . .
    Work . . .
    Pester . . .

    Oh, well.
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    Thank you, Walrus! It always makes me happy when...

    Thank you, Walrus! It always makes me happy when someone enjoys my writing. I really enjoy putting stories together. It's like a jigsaw puzzle.

    I was checking out what titles outsell mine in...
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    And as the mimicry of morning sickness continues,...

    And as the mimicry of morning sickness continues, so does the Primal Fail: breakfast of chicken fried rice.

    Instead of working (shame on me) I'm cruising Amazon for more weird erotica titles. I...
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    I see your billionaire erotica and raise you a...

    I see your billionaire erotica and raise you a billionaire weredinosaur erotica.

    Yes, a weredinosaur. This sexy billionaire man has a very big secret indeed. Fifty Shades of Paleontology...
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    Here is an example of the dinosaur erotica. I...

    Here is an example of the dinosaur erotica. I haven't read it, but the covers on these books are pretty funny. (The reviews are funny, too. Someone was surprised the dinosaur and woman didn't use...
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    Lady Friend and I laughed and laughed and laughed...

    Lady Friend and I laughed and laughed and laughed at this.
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    ZOMG, it was actually pretty tame as far as...

    ZOMG, it was actually pretty tame as far as erotica goes!!! It was the story I scribbled down madly last year for that Can You Write And Publish A Book In 8 Hours on Amazon? challenge. (The answer...
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    AWESOME. I love that a millionaire is no longer...

    AWESOME. I love that a millionaire is no longer enough. Now the ultimate in man appeal has to be a billionaire!!! (And still be in possession of a wounded little-boy soul like 50 Shades.)

    I...
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    * passes over tea towel for defiled laptop * ...

    * passes over tea towel for defiled laptop *

    Hi, Walrus! I didn't leave! I just spent the first part of the summer sick (thank you, visiting friend who didn't think anyone would catch his cold...
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    I love that picture!!! Currently amusing my...

    I love that picture!!!

    Currently amusing my inner four-year-old is a Facebook acquaintance of Lady Friend's. The woman has named her beloved dog "poopy". I don't know why. But her posts are...
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    Also, the Magical Bamboo Forest survived the...

    Also, the Magical Bamboo Forest survived the Earthquake of '14!!! My little statue of Hedwig did not survive, but at least that fits with the story arc of the character.
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    Shooting major side-eye today at one of Lady...

    Shooting major side-eye today at one of Lady Friend's Facebook acquaintances, who posted about what an AMAZING MOTHER his wife is to their son. JUST AMAZING.

    They have a cat.
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    There is something quite rich in finding out an...

    There is something quite rich in finding out an acquaintance of yours who is chronically disorganized, exceedingly temperamental, and rather childish is advertising herself as a Life Coach.
    ...
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    ZOMG, I sat near a real-life Fairy of Debauchery...

    ZOMG, I sat near a real-life Fairy of Debauchery in the bar section of a nice restaurant today! Blonde, buzzed, and blustering, she regaled us all with random pieces of conversation spoken at top...
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    I can always count on you to cheer me up!!!

    I can always count on you to cheer me up!!!
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    Brains . . . brains . . . *...

    Brains . . . brains . . .

    * lurchesthroughjournal *
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    Everyone needs more baby sheep, Lady Friend!!! ...

    Everyone needs more baby sheep, Lady Friend!!!

    Even though I do not have pets, I found myself in a vet office yesterday afternoon with the most emaciated, stinking, filthy, plague-ridden and...
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    I should ask Lady Friend to take a picture of...

    I should ask Lady Friend to take a picture of Little Dude and then everyone can see his weird little ears!!!
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    I made it through the whole thing, and then I was...

    I made it through the whole thing, and then I was sorry I had.

    Why would you do that? WHY???
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    NO NO NO. 26 Manscaping Pics That Will Leave...

    NO NO NO.

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