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    Spoken like a true professional. Bravo good sir.

    Spoken like a true professional. Bravo good sir.
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    I'm far too much of a gentleman to tell tales of...

    I'm far too much of a gentleman to tell tales of what I do with my tongue, though now I want to go find a pilsner glass.
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    Ananconda...not sure if I should check that out...

    Ananconda...not sure if I should check that out or not...


    I did see this today and it amused me. Someone at another site asked what a chicken nugget was and this was linked:

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    Blame the media? Come on tomi, be better than...

    Blame the media? Come on tomi, be better than that. This is 2014. You are all strong independent women who don't need no man, uh, media.
  5. *deleted* nevermind, I found it.

    *deleted* nevermind, I found it.
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    So...what is the secret to eating huge amounts of...

    So...what is the secret to eating huge amounts of good food while having nice abs? Not that my abs are not stunning. I am sure they are just modest which is why they insist on hiding behind a flesh...
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    The secret is to tape it to your leg,...

    The secret is to tape it to your leg, specifically to the inside of your thigh. Then if anyone asks what is up, you just smile awkwardly and say, "Actually officer, I'm just glad to see you."*

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    I am not what one would usually refer to as...

    I am not what one would usually refer to as cultured, so it is now acceptable to lick plates at functions like these? Windows I can understand given that the snozzberries do indeed taste like...
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    Very nicely done indeed. I am pretty sure I...

    Very nicely done indeed. I am pretty sure I would have fallen face first into those truffles.
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    True, but what you catch over seas comes home...

    True, but what you catch over seas comes home with you.
  11. Ah, that is the way to do it. It's great to have...

    Ah, that is the way to do it. It's great to have an artist you trust. I only have one small tattoo, but I like it. The next one I want is much larger and I'm having issues figuring out where I...
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    Oh. the. humanity. Sadly, I don't think I have...

    Oh. the. humanity.

    Sadly, I don't think I have drank that much or that often in years...well, maybe in Korea but that doesn't count.
  13. Good luck! I hope it works out well for you. ...

    Good luck! I hope it works out well for you. I'm always leery of convention type tattooing because I get all paranoid and obsess over whether the artist is 'any good' hell, this is why I have one...
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    We love you too birthday girl.

    We love you too birthday girl.
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    Exactly. Might as well have stabbed himself.

    Exactly. Might as well have stabbed himself.
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    Got my shank ready....

    Got my shank ready....
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    maybe not but baby jebus approves.

    maybe not but baby jebus approves.
  18. I have nothing to add. I just wanted to stop by...

    I have nothing to add. I just wanted to stop by to spread my white male privilege. #shitlord
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    Ha! I would say you have earned it. Have a great...

    Ha! I would say you have earned it. Have a great birthday P!
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    and tiny hippo loves you, at least as much as he...

    and tiny hippo loves you, at least as much as he loves tiny train. :P
  21. You, sir, are a funny motherf*cker.

    You, sir, are a funny motherf*cker.
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    In the spirit of things.... ...

    In the spirit of things.... http://i.imgur.com/0ReDtZe.png



    too large to post here apparently.
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    So now I know not to piss off Naiad and not to...

    So now I know not to piss off Naiad and not to try to rob badgergirl. Quite an educational thread :D
  24. OMG a fashion emergency! kidding. Glad you...

    OMG a fashion emergency!

    kidding. Glad you are okay :)
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    The one time I recall using the F word with a...

    The one time I recall using the F word with a stranger was when someone ran into me and said, "Excuse you." To which I responded, "No. F*ck you." Not saying 'excuse me' is one thing, trying to...
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