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    I've been lucky - every time I've gone down...

    I've been lucky - every time I've gone down there, the weather has been lovely. I went to Montrio Bistro for dinner one night and it gets two panda paws up and a five-NOM rating. I would really...
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    How many of you put your Thanksgiving turkey into...

    How many of you put your Thanksgiving turkey into a 5-gallon bucket to brine for two days before Thanksgiving??? I need to find some different recipes, although Lady Friend said I could borrow her...
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    Just got back from a three-day trip to Monterey,...

    Just got back from a three-day trip to Monterey, where dolphins, otters, pelicans, and a zombie sea lion patiently put up with me staring at them from the balcony of my hotel room. Did no work,...
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    Those shows are a public service. They always...

    Those shows are a public service. They always motivate me to get off the panda fanny and start scrubbing something. And send me screaming in horror out of the living room, too. (Thank you, Diaper...
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    Glad you finished it! And I'm also glad there...

    Glad you finished it! And I'm also glad there will be no Volume VII, because that series was really upsetting to write.
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    A vegetarian friend of mine had to leave the...

    A vegetarian friend of mine had to leave the table at a restaurant once because I was eating steak and that gave her The Sads.
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    Help, everyone!!! Send Walrus your heaviest-duty...

    Help, everyone!!! Send Walrus your heaviest-duty palate cleansers!!!

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    He's being sold as attractive, but I'm not buying...

    He's being sold as attractive, but I'm not buying it. On the Man Scale of:

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    this guy is somewhere in the...
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    He does look like he's drawling out a 'yeeee-ep'!...

    He does look like he's drawling out a 'yeeee-ep'!

    Christian Grey is Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel after a bath, de-lousing, and charm school.
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    The Doof Level of these two is at critical...

    The Doof Level of these two is at critical levels.

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    I just hate-watched the 50 Shades of Grey...

    I just hate-watched the 50 Shades of Grey trailers, and it seems that the good fellows of Casting forgot to include chemistry amongst the characters. Seriously? The two of them got nothing. I have...
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    Lady Friend is an extremely important person at...

    Lady Friend is an extremely important person at work, with a calendar full of appointments, interviews for articles and radio, and a staff of minions who run around to do her bidding*. But she found...
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    Your scaly ass is mine, Smaug.* * Not in a...

    Your scaly ass is mine, Smaug.*

    * Not in a perverted way.
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    !!!Enjoy!!! That series was my favorite to...

    !!!Enjoy!!! That series was my favorite to write. I wish I were writing it right now and not The Least Favorite Series Ever.

    I'm done editing for the day and have to decide . . . walk on the...
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    Dear Book Thief, You have read-and-returned...

    Dear Book Thief,

    You have read-and-returned your way through the entire six-volume Zombies series. Now you have read-and-returned your way through the entire Sigils trilogy. I made Runefool free...
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    UPDATE: (in explanation of *) * Or in Gay...

    UPDATE: (in explanation of *)

    * Or in Gay Panda’s case, covered in zits and glasses and braces, and a hair part that never parted in just the right way to attract an admirer.
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    PART TWO: But we didnít do this, because we are...

    PART TWO: But we didnít do this, because we are adults. And no one else in the restaurant wants to hear us yell about wing claws and wine distributors, just like I donít want to hear them yell about...
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    PART ONE: Several pages back in this journal, I...

    PART ONE: Several pages back in this journal, I wrote about seeing an actual Fairy of Debauchery at a lovely restaurant near my home. She was blonde and blowsy and blustering, her voice ringing out...
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    * runs screaming out of journal again *

    * runs screaming out of journal again *
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    Hi, AutumnTiger!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the...

    Hi, AutumnTiger!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the excerpts - writing Olyvyr Gravine gave me the creeps.

    You probably didn't find my journal until now because I have been quite dismal at keeping it...
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    * runs screaming out of journal *

    * runs screaming out of journal *
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    I am a sucker for Mt. Tam cheese. NOM NOM NOM. ...

    I am a sucker for Mt. Tam cheese. NOM NOM NOM. But not its stinky Red Hawk brethren, which I purchased once by mistake and then wondered why my kitchen reeked of sweaty feet.*

    Today I'm doing...
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